10.13.2006

singur-er video (manipuri viagra .... contd.)

hutumthumo phishphishiye:

Gato post-er por SINGUR niye ektu khochla-kochli hoyechhe montobbo-khana-e. Antarjaale natun video uthechhe. Agrohi manush (ba phanush)-ra nEDre-cheDre deko.

10.07.2006

manipuri viagra

hutumthumo ubacha:

Pujo-pujo hiDrik-e Hutumthumo-o ek piece namabe bhabchilo. Emon ek pokkoDr ja sharadiya shankha shoirotantrey-r pakoshtholi-te shNedhiye gaddam kore cholera jibanu makha bish-boma-r moto phatbey. Jaake bole live fictional bomb. Ek end-e gNyajla to anyo dikey kulu-kulu shabdo. Bhabna o praxis-er dialectic tanatani-te lekhata hoye utthlo na. Signified aar signifier-o guliye jawa-e shoshur (de Saussure) swapnye eshey chomkey gelo. Hutumthumo ete-i kupokaat. Tayi gato kichu din Sri Sri PragahDronanda-r lekha 12 volume-e "Aadyashokti o Madhumeho" ta poDrche. Tar aage Sir T C Palit-er shaDre 8 volume-er "Nandantwatto o Krimirog". Tar-o aage 3 volume-e Major L Winterbottom-er "A heuristic approach to the preponderance of erectile dysfunction in Bengal (1859 - 1871)". Sheshukto-ti niye BBC-te ekti docu-drama-o beriyechhe. "A continuing saga."

Bojha-i jachhe je besh jNakiye boshechhe Hutumthumo. Jemon k'din nimnochaap chhepe dhorey chhilo Kolkata-ke. Prothom du din khichuDri aar parshey bhaja besh legechhilo. Shob shala natun kichu likhte chaye, korte chaye. Kintu gNDrey gulor aadim-ata aabishkaar-er murod neyi. Neyi Hutumthumo-r-o. Tobe toDrpani aache. Sunetra-der bikhipto netropaate puDrte puDrte Hutumthumo-o gorje otthe:

"Kobe protiti mohila hobe Maloti, Shefali
Kobe jib ketey, shob khuley, buk-e uthbi Kaali …."


Horibol!

Tobe syar. Madam (madam I'm Adam – ekti palindrome). Bhagaban babu/bibi ashchhen na, opekkha kore labh neyi. Aage gujob rotey chhilo pushpok roth late-e run korchhe. Ekhon shona geche onar oxygen-e allergy. Otoyeb swa-hoste harakiri chhaDra onyo rasta bandho. Eta oxymoron noye. Eta aadh bati jol-e ji-iye rakha moronic magur-er emancipatory hachoDr-pNachoDr.

E bishoyeHutumthumo ekta aaNtla boi likche. "The economics of hachoDr-pNachoDr". Sneak-peek chaile ei khane dekhte paro othoba Subimal Mishra-ke bole Rashbehari moDrer pechhapkhana-r viewing gallery-te ekta seat jogaDr korte paro. Volume 2 ta hobe "Ergonomics of hachoDr-pNachoDr". Michhil-e beroley ki dhoron juto porle phoska porbe na. Placard-er kaathi-te goj-tape ki poddhoti-te joDrale haate kaDra poDrbe na gochher baiplobic uskani. Free tips-er madhye thakchhe pachha o underwear-er madhye thik kon tarik-er, katota porimaane Anandabajar gNujle pNodhpaka-o lagbe na aabar danda-r baDri o ter paabe na.

Ei lekha-likhi, boddha-buddhu proshongey janiye raakhi, Hutumthumo 'deconstruction'-ta bujhe geche. Ekta gappo porchhilo. Shekhane antarangota-kaami ek premikjugal parda-tana cabin-e boshechhe. Khabar elo. Dujoneyi omlette. Elokeshi nijer omlette-e noon-morich diye kelo-ke jiggesh korchhe, "tomar 'ota-e' ektu morich debo?" Bujhle to gupti-ta kemon chokha. Deconstruction bujhte dNaDre boshe Derrida aoDrano-r darker neyi. Poila numbor-er bichchu holeyi hobe.

Bajar-e rotechhe Hutumthumo, khaal-parer Chumki-ke niye shotke geche. Chambal-er mara nadir chor-e naki ghoDa chhutiyechhe khub. Aar mansha jhop-e naki jhule aache oder bhalobashabashi-r nathipatro. Tayi blog likhte deri. Baal! Chumki noye Chumki-r maa ke niye ektu mouj korte Digha giyechhilo STC-r bus dhore. Pherar shomoy bhul kore 34 inchi komor-er bapi jangiya ek piece phele eshechhe. Eshe aar ek bamal. Chumki-r baap hebby bawal diyechhe. Ei shob manage dite-i ja bilombo.

Aar manage-er kathayi jodi utthlo tahole Singur-e kagoj-kalom-e shoi koriye jara ucchhed prokolpo namachhe tader management committee-ke janate hoy shoto-koti selaam. Laal noye. Shudhu selaam. Textbook anujayi industrialization ke huDrmuDriye alinggon karayi ‘what is to be done’. Tarpor chuDranto pNujibaadi shankot. Tarpor janaganatantrik bi-, thuDri, Jana Gana Mana …. .

Manage jader ekkhono kara jaye ni, jader bibastro shorir-er chhNyaka-e Hutumthumo-r puruushango bhoye kNecho hoye jaye, sheyi Thangjam Manorama-der katha-o blogbokani-te nathibhukto thaak. ‘Nath utarna’ ek jinish aar poshchaate ‘naathi’ khawa aarek. Hutumthumo jaane Assam Rifle-er bayonet bhNota kara jaye kichu nanga shorir diye. Protiki noye baapdhon, protirodh. Hutumthumo bhole ni Kanhailal-r Draupadi natok-er shesh onke bibasana Sabitri Heisnam-er chitkaar. Arto-chitkaar noye baapdhon, lalkaar. Ek thappoDre prekkhagriher protyekta lingodhari aaNtla-ke doshi shabyasto kara. Hutumthumo bhulchhe na Irom Sharmila Chanu.

Draupadi, Ulupi, Shubhadra. Ebong Chitrangada.

Madhur aamar maa-er hNaashi ….. ityadi, ityadi.