7.18.2006

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hutumthumo ubacha:

Bhor-bhor uthey morning walk-er moto ekta nir-oporaad dhyamnami k’din aage korey phelechhilo Hutumthumo. Outram Ghat-e ek kaal-e Rangoon theke jahaaj aasto. Paat, suti, aafin, maagi idhar-udhar hoto. Ekhon khali last maal-ta ispaar-uspaar hoye shandhyebela. Interval-e badam bhaja. Aar shesh-e "teer-e uttorilo tori/ Tara uttorila" gochher anupraas. Othoba "Chameli ke chiith kore …..".

Kaak-bhoreo chon-mone banks of the Ganges. Mainly nana dhoron-er, jaake bole 'ablutions'-er toDri-ghoDri. Nanan ango-protango chubiye jhok-jhoke kara hochhe. Ekhaneo quota. Sankhagarishtho dharmo-r affiliation thakle 'buy one, get one free'-r chokkor-e Mr. Atmaraam-o 'Surf ki safedi' upolobdhi korben. Ms. ba Mrs Atmaraam der byapar-ta jotil. Hutumthumo-r dhok-e kulobey na, tayi odike na jawa-i bhalo. Sulabh shouchalay-o line porechhe. Meyechhele-der dik-er panchil-er aash-paashe kichu bakhatey-der jatla dekhe Hutumthumo-o shwabhab bashato tuki dilo. Alien territory bole chhoto kore shartey holo. Jathesto. Sulabh ei viewing gallery-te dhokar janyo aath aana kore nile laal hoye jeto. NGO to, tayi neye na. Tayi bhadrolok-ke tuki-show dekhte Europe-America chhut-te hoy.

And I'll dance with you in Vienna
I'll be wearing a river's disguise
The hyacinth wild on my shoulder
My mouth on the dew of your thighs

Ei shob bishakto baanbhasi tragico-romantic haramipona kore-i je bangali-r aayukhoy o gupto rog hochhe tar dalil lamppost-e - lamppost-e DK Lodh-ra kobe gNder aatha diye shNetey diyechhe. Kotaye KC Pal -r "surya prithbi-ke prodokhin korey" porbi, ta na poNdh ulte Hawkins-Feynman maDrano chayi. Existentialism niye din-raat batela. Hok Sartre-er moto incontinence. Seminar-e hegey-mutey ekakaar hoye gele, tarpor dekbo kato astitwobaad. Duto BCL thekey tola porleyi jadi nyaj gojato tahole to bNador-naach dekiye du poyesha kamatey partish. Deke shekh. Jai, Bajrangbali ka aulaad!

Aabar Hutumthumo-r baal-er morning walk. Mohomudgar-er moto pachha dulono gochher kichu mone hoteyi paare pechon pechon hNaatley. Tobe Hutumthumo jaante paarle eisa ekkhana mainpoint-e tik debe je shamner maashe Vyas-deb ke daktey hobe. Ekdom Vicitravirjya (toder baanan-e) case. Bichitro birjyo. Mone thake jeno.

Jai hok, aaro khanikta walk korechhilo Hutumthumo. Ha-ha-hee-hee buro-buri'r dol-o tatokhon-e maathe nemechhe. Chupichupi janiye raakhi RSS naaki eder infiltrate korechhe. Bhabchho laughing club, aasholey aneker andokosh-e shurshuri dichhe Pravin Togadia-r tagDrA gNoph. Shabar noye, karur karur. Khotta-der dolai-molai cholchhe terpol-er niche. Kichu Gobor Guha don marchhey, koekta Chhoto Gama baithok korche, gutikoek bangali kaan porishkar karachhe. Aar ektu tafat-e prothom du dol-ke size korchhe kichu shiDringey homo. Homo-der kintu babu, besh tight diye raakha geche. Ektu kNao-mNao korecho to Section 377 jhere shoja haajot-baash. Aarong dholayi to aacheyi. Mahila-der kshetre oboshyo discount aache. BF bajar-e shob cheye garma-garom scene holo female-der homokhela. Jak ge, eshob niye beshi bhebo na. Bhableo kichhuti hobe na barong ulte khuli khule haate chole aashte paare.

Ghugni, rooti, chaa pNyadachhe prochur minshey. Mohila-der kauke khete dektey paaye ni Hutumthumo. Maagi-te khaye kom? Naki breakfast-tao ekta gender construct? Haaga-mota dekhtey darshok shamabesh holeo dantokoumudi prodarshan ba chorbon-er chotul ingit-e pathochari-ke aakranto kara nishchoi sahya kara hobe na. Hebby ghoDrel case. Hutumthumo bhabte bhabte ektu holeyi jog-bayam-e mot-to kichu shongjomkaami jomdut-er shonge dhakka khachhilo. Byas dhNya kore bangali-r shob problem-er oshudh je maal sheyi ek piece ghilu-te halogen jaliye dilo [ei jodi Pakistan hoto tahole baati anyo jayegaye jolto, "oder" shob-i onyo rakom]. Obviously poetry. Ekta purono epic thekey newa.

Swaasth-er proyojoney, bir Dushashon/
Howrah Bridge-e lungi porey korey shirshashon

Brain all clear. No dwando, no jotilata. Phurphure mejaaj. Bhor-bhor emon mood thakle je kono harami-r haatbaksho-i table chaprey, jalodgambhir galaye "Moods, please" boltey paare.

Shandhyer aageyi Bombay, Lebanon, Najaf, …..

Iye daag daag ujaala, iye shab-gazida sahar/
Wo intezaar tha jis kaa, ye wo sahar to nahiN

21 Comments:

Blogger DD said...

just oshadharon. apni ei arbit news gulo jogar koren ki kore mairi?

1:45 AM  
Blogger J. Alfred Prufrock said...

Ei bhorer golpo aami porhlaam dupurey, taa-tei mon phur-phure hoye gelo.

Ekti bineeto onurodh - doya korey shaada'r opor kaalo horofey chhapben? Ei kaalo'r opor shaada porhte ei briddhye'r borho koshto hoye.

J.A.P.

1:50 PM  
Blogger medusa said...

same question as dd!!!!!!
had to tell u sth though....BF (meant for, as u know, hetero males) e meye meye panu jotoi kaatti hok na keno, section 377 e to amra invisible, non existent.....fokka.!!!!!!

2:10 AM  
Blogger hutumthumo said...

dd: protirodh-er anache-kanache bhur-bhuri kate. kaan khara kore rekhe chi jaate dhorte paari

jap: aapnar moto ganyo-manyo blog bisharod jakhon mousedhuli dichhen takhon aapnar anurod rakhar chesta korbo aboshoyi. ektu shomoy din.

medusa: dd babu ke ja bollam ta tomakeo janachhi. anyo comment tar uttor ektu tercha kore (o kabyi dhore) di. cavafy-r 'waiting for the barbarians' ta porechho. elo bole.

5:00 AM  
Blogger Shreemoyee said...

Bhalo. Tobe font size aar banground colour besh distracting. Shetar kichu kora jaye ki?

3:40 PM  
Blogger suddha said...

hutumdadar kaanguli ki hijibijbij-er moto? naki khara korlei monument? abar darun ekta lekha......pratohbhromon/krittyor bornona.porertar ashay roilam.
ar amar ushtum dhustum-er kothai jodi bolen to ekhon asole ekta onyo jinis likhchi. ekta goppo fnedechi.sesh holei apnake porabar ichche roilo.

9:13 PM  
Blogger Shreemoyee said...

The new format is quite cool. Dhonyobaad

12:33 AM  
Anonymous dEbOLiN said...

Ja bolechhen dada....'oder' shob-i ulto...
Tobe lakh katha'r ek katha : abar ekkhani jompesh maal namiye diyechhen bajar-e.
E-heno morning walk-er dorun furfure mejaj-i ki hutumbabu'r srishtishilota'r rohoshyo?
Chaliye jaan....abar ashbo.
Apnio ashben dikey majhe majhe.

11:03 AM  
Blogger Bishu said...

Hutum,ulto saado kalo template-e rongin khobar-a-khobor-r jompesh postkhana bhaloi laaglo.Gonga-teere probhat-ferir fanke fanke neuuj-gulo ek-ghor.Agami post-r opekshae roilam

1:20 PM  
Blogger hutumthumo said...

debolin: dekchen to ek din morning walk korte giye ki shob deke phellam. regular gele beshi dekhbo, beshi dekle brain-e jhilmil lege jete paare, atoyeb roye-shoye. "oder" katha-te je in quotes sheta kheyal raakhben kintu.

bishuda:aagami post kichu ekta ghotley-i pesh korbo. kintu, aage kichu ghotuk. aapni-o dada aajkaal ektu irregular hoye jachhen. singapur theke singhanaad na shunle aamader cholbe ki kore?

11:59 PM  
Blogger medusa said...

prefered the previous look
:-(

2:47 PM  
Blogger medusa said...

r dhonyobad, cavafy intorduction er jonno

2:51 PM  
Anonymous Nemo said...

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1:30 AM  
Blogger Chilla-Bong said...

Hutum-da,besh koyek hopta pore ese dekhlam tomar purono postai black-n-white TV-te jhil-meel korche.Maney bisesh kichu miss korini.Dada, ekbaar Adi-Gangar dhare shosan-ghatr pashe boshe raate cha kheye asben.Chata besh banae,chiter agun dekhte-dekhte monta besh bhari bhari laage...jeebon-moron,moshar kamor,laathkhor Romeo-r dirghoshash...sob miliye backgrounde behala.Tappor baari ferar rastae Chokrorailr liner opor chokrakaare bladder halka korlei mon abar furfure halka.Agami lekhata likhe phelun dada.Bangla blogr ashore apni aar Panchudai bhorsa.

4:47 PM  
Blogger ss said...

ghyama hoyechhe dada jothariti. hutumthumo r ei gol gol chokhe bishwodorshon ekhane Tene anchhe amader. chaliye jaao guru.

ar tomake ekTa dorkari mail korechhi. uttor dio.

7:08 PM  
Blogger Apoplexy said...

kei ki tomaar amar reference noya contak koreche?

4:54 PM  
Blogger suddha said...

hutumdar mail id ki jana jaay naki? :-)

4:13 AM  
Blogger kaushik said...

Sir, bujtha parchi apni ashodharon lekhen.. Kintu portey eto ashubhidhey hocchey je ami apnar kono post shesh kortey parchina...

Kichu upai bolben

10:51 AM  
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