7.18.2006

praat(oh)kritto

hutumthumo ubacha:

Bhor-bhor uthey morning walk-er moto ekta nir-oporaad dhyamnami k’din aage korey phelechhilo Hutumthumo. Outram Ghat-e ek kaal-e Rangoon theke jahaaj aasto. Paat, suti, aafin, maagi idhar-udhar hoto. Ekhon khali last maal-ta ispaar-uspaar hoye shandhyebela. Interval-e badam bhaja. Aar shesh-e "teer-e uttorilo tori/ Tara uttorila" gochher anupraas. Othoba "Chameli ke chiith kore …..".

Kaak-bhoreo chon-mone banks of the Ganges. Mainly nana dhoron-er, jaake bole 'ablutions'-er toDri-ghoDri. Nanan ango-protango chubiye jhok-jhoke kara hochhe. Ekhaneo quota. Sankhagarishtho dharmo-r affiliation thakle 'buy one, get one free'-r chokkor-e Mr. Atmaraam-o 'Surf ki safedi' upolobdhi korben. Ms. ba Mrs Atmaraam der byapar-ta jotil. Hutumthumo-r dhok-e kulobey na, tayi odike na jawa-i bhalo. Sulabh shouchalay-o line porechhe. Meyechhele-der dik-er panchil-er aash-paashe kichu bakhatey-der jatla dekhe Hutumthumo-o shwabhab bashato tuki dilo. Alien territory bole chhoto kore shartey holo. Jathesto. Sulabh ei viewing gallery-te dhokar janyo aath aana kore nile laal hoye jeto. NGO to, tayi neye na. Tayi bhadrolok-ke tuki-show dekhte Europe-America chhut-te hoy.

And I'll dance with you in Vienna
I'll be wearing a river's disguise
The hyacinth wild on my shoulder
My mouth on the dew of your thighs

Ei shob bishakto baanbhasi tragico-romantic haramipona kore-i je bangali-r aayukhoy o gupto rog hochhe tar dalil lamppost-e - lamppost-e DK Lodh-ra kobe gNder aatha diye shNetey diyechhe. Kotaye KC Pal -r "surya prithbi-ke prodokhin korey" porbi, ta na poNdh ulte Hawkins-Feynman maDrano chayi. Existentialism niye din-raat batela. Hok Sartre-er moto incontinence. Seminar-e hegey-mutey ekakaar hoye gele, tarpor dekbo kato astitwobaad. Duto BCL thekey tola porleyi jadi nyaj gojato tahole to bNador-naach dekiye du poyesha kamatey partish. Deke shekh. Jai, Bajrangbali ka aulaad!

Aabar Hutumthumo-r baal-er morning walk. Mohomudgar-er moto pachha dulono gochher kichu mone hoteyi paare pechon pechon hNaatley. Tobe Hutumthumo jaante paarle eisa ekkhana mainpoint-e tik debe je shamner maashe Vyas-deb ke daktey hobe. Ekdom Vicitravirjya (toder baanan-e) case. Bichitro birjyo. Mone thake jeno.

Jai hok, aaro khanikta walk korechhilo Hutumthumo. Ha-ha-hee-hee buro-buri'r dol-o tatokhon-e maathe nemechhe. Chupichupi janiye raakhi RSS naaki eder infiltrate korechhe. Bhabchho laughing club, aasholey aneker andokosh-e shurshuri dichhe Pravin Togadia-r tagDrA gNoph. Shabar noye, karur karur. Khotta-der dolai-molai cholchhe terpol-er niche. Kichu Gobor Guha don marchhey, koekta Chhoto Gama baithok korche, gutikoek bangali kaan porishkar karachhe. Aar ektu tafat-e prothom du dol-ke size korchhe kichu shiDringey homo. Homo-der kintu babu, besh tight diye raakha geche. Ektu kNao-mNao korecho to Section 377 jhere shoja haajot-baash. Aarong dholayi to aacheyi. Mahila-der kshetre oboshyo discount aache. BF bajar-e shob cheye garma-garom scene holo female-der homokhela. Jak ge, eshob niye beshi bhebo na. Bhableo kichhuti hobe na barong ulte khuli khule haate chole aashte paare.

Ghugni, rooti, chaa pNyadachhe prochur minshey. Mohila-der kauke khete dektey paaye ni Hutumthumo. Maagi-te khaye kom? Naki breakfast-tao ekta gender construct? Haaga-mota dekhtey darshok shamabesh holeo dantokoumudi prodarshan ba chorbon-er chotul ingit-e pathochari-ke aakranto kara nishchoi sahya kara hobe na. Hebby ghoDrel case. Hutumthumo bhabte bhabte ektu holeyi jog-bayam-e mot-to kichu shongjomkaami jomdut-er shonge dhakka khachhilo. Byas dhNya kore bangali-r shob problem-er oshudh je maal sheyi ek piece ghilu-te halogen jaliye dilo [ei jodi Pakistan hoto tahole baati anyo jayegaye jolto, "oder" shob-i onyo rakom]. Obviously poetry. Ekta purono epic thekey newa.

Swaasth-er proyojoney, bir Dushashon/
Howrah Bridge-e lungi porey korey shirshashon

Brain all clear. No dwando, no jotilata. Phurphure mejaaj. Bhor-bhor emon mood thakle je kono harami-r haatbaksho-i table chaprey, jalodgambhir galaye "Moods, please" boltey paare.

Shandhyer aageyi Bombay, Lebanon, Najaf, …..

Iye daag daag ujaala, iye shab-gazida sahar/
Wo intezaar tha jis kaa, ye wo sahar to nahiN