6.28.2006

uronto chiDriya-r jhulonto iye

hutumthumo ubacha:

Hutumthumo aagey ekbaar torpeychhilo jey hujjoti ke, kakhon, kothay ghatabey kichhuti bala jachhey na. Hoteo paarey opaarey geley photing-ting-e dhorbey, aabar na-o dhortey paarey. ChiDriya bogol-e City Center thekey berochho hatat khanikta bishhudhha crow shit kaan-takey kissi-kissi korey kNadhey-er upor phyat korey chhetrey porlo. Nao portey paarey. Jey kono shomoy haa-rey-rey-rey korey chaDrao hotey paarey. Aabar nao paarey. Tobey bapu ekta paka khobor janiye rakhi, Birbhum-er Suri, Kalipur, Dubrajpur area-e geley hebby shabdhan. Insurgency ekdom tungey. Lagataar flying attacks namachhey. Marighella-to guley kheyechhey-i aabar ‘foco’ shomondheo ton-toney gyan. Emon-o khobor ashchhe je positional warfare ta-o Bapi jangiya-r pocket-e. Attack-er aager muhurtye uDranto, flashing laal baati aar tarpori dhNa korey lethal finish (chobi-r tala-e "Read"-e kutush karo). Symbolism-tao champi (khobor aachey America-r kichu biswabidyalay-e ei niye PhD shuru hoye gechhe). ChiDriyakhana-e jhulonto ulluk dekhey khub chineybadam shNatiyechho, jao na deki Birbhum. uDronto ek-khana jakhon jharabey takhon edikey hulo aar odikey mulo hoye jaabey.

Bhoy eka Hutumthumo paaye ni, baro baro neta-neti rao palti khachhe. Ebaar case-tar gravity-ta bujhley? Naaki ekhono ramdhanuk-er penumbra? Ei boley rakhlum, Gravity’s Rainbow aar Rainbow Warrior ek jinish noye. Jato-i “rainbow needed urgently” telegram aashuk. Ba SMS. Jaanbey naa, bujhbey naa khali kichir-michir. Bhaloye-bhaloye k’din mepey-chepey khelo. If required, Balak Brahmochari ke occasionally shoron koro. Pocket-e Carol Gracias-er karoon shankha jugal-er ekkhana passport size-o raakhte paaro. Khub bhoy korley ek copy Gujjhosamaj Tantra kiney baalish-er talaye thosho. Original dhokey shoibey na tayi ingraji anubaad-i keno - Motilal Banarasidass, 1952. Tobey Hutumthumo-r clear-cut katha, eto koreo je gujjhodwar raksha paabe taar kono guarantee Hutumthumo dichhey na. Dwando-twando’r pal-la beshamaal hoye geley gujjhoduarey durgesh Dumraj case hoye jetey paarey. Takhon oi private part-tir rakshon ba aarakshon kichhui kara jaabe na.

Ta nayi jaak, kintu shongrakshan chayi. Shey toshon-er rajniti theke kNedey-kokiye berok aar banduk-er nol thekeyi burburi katuk. AIIMS-er chattor-e mathaye bandana bNedhey jato ichchhe chil-ley moro aar media-r chutiyami ke jatoyi objective analysis boley chalao, kichhchuti bolchi na. Tobey je din KNakurshingey-ra shobayi miley chhepe dhorbey takhon Kronstadt-er domon niti ba India Shining, konotayi khaatbey na. Ei jeney rakho. Deko babu-bibi’ra, khela sheshmesh anya bhabeyi hobey kintu jatodin na ta hochhe ei hego pNodh shongrakshon-o haatiyar. Haatiyar banaley ki maal dNarabey ta thikthak bala jachhe na tobey na banaley dwajobhango vote bank-e Viagra-r hish-hash chara aar kichhui hobey na, ei koye diloom. Chhoku career tar ghNeti norey gechhey, MNC-r sofa set-tao shongrokshito thakbey kina thik neyi tayi hebby chulkochhe. Shob bujhi. Laaga jato parish “merit”-er malom. Otey je baal hobey shetao jeney raakh. Baro jor chamra-r rong aar ektu pNoch shaada hobey kintu haramigiri je kombey na sheta jana aachey.

Modda katha holo ei – ja hotey cholechhey taar sample to Birbhum-ei dekecho. Thamatey paarbey na. Tayi boli, keno khamokha aag bariye hoga-r kapor tola? Taar cheye relax koro, holdey-shabuj orangutan shejey Brazili football maDrao. Hamba-hamba daak chhere samba nacho. Gato chollish bachor-e ke, kaakey, katobar bhul offside-e gol diyechhe ei niye chhenali koro. DouDr oi PK-Chuni-r koch-kochani obdi holeo Bongs-ra to ebaar Germany-te hoihoi kore haajir. In spirit. Methylated. Dida, Kaka to aache-i, Farasi-ra aabar Vikash Dhorasoo-r paashe Saha babu keo rekheche. Angolla-r Kali babu Matangini Hajra-r fan, e katha Anandabajar lekhey ni kintu Ghana-r Gyan chacha-r red card ta je nirbhejal jaali ta nishchoyi chhapa hobe. Aaro aache. Toder baal-er meritocracy-r opor chyarcheriye biswakaap-e dhukey porechhe Ivory Coast-er Boka. Bol ki bolbi ebar? Oi “man ta phNaka aache” balar aageyi ek khana flying jhaDr namlo boley.


punoshcho: anyo kisim-er o aakromon hoy. aam janashadaran-er opor porikolpito santras. katipoy santrasbaadi thyangano-r ojuhaate. jemon du ghanta aage Gaza-e shuru korechhe Israel.

14 Comments:

Blogger dEbOLiN said...

Songrakshan to chai-i.
Shiksha-ye songrakshan, sarkari chaakri-te songrakshan, ekhon theke besorkari chaakrite'o songrakshan hotey pare...jekhanei hok jebhabei hok, karon kintu ektai. Shei gujjhyodwar-songrakshan er byapar ta abar chole ashechhe ghurey phirey. Purusher por purush dhorey aajibon jiboner sorbokshetre songrakshito eishob public-gulo ke kono rajnoitik dal-i chotatey chaibe na....vote-bank-e bhata porbe je.
Tai AIIMS saho aro onyanyo jaigaye onyanyo intitution-er chhele-pule ra jotoi gala phatak ar police-mamu-der kyalani khak, keu kintu kichchhu-ti bolbe na....mukh khullei pechhone hurko hoye jawar probol sombhabona je ....

Ar Siuri'r paira-bhoot-er goppo ta shunechhi agei, TV-te'o dekhechhi ebong okhankar DSP Amitabha-da'r mukh thekeo shunechhi. Toney bhetorkar byapar ta ei hattomulo na porley bodh hoy jaante partam na.
Champoo laaglo kintu.
Onekdin porey apnake phirey ashte dekheo khushi holam.
Aaj choli dada. Abar ashbo. Apnio ashben odikey majhe majhe.

11:41 AM  
Blogger suddha said...

hutumdake ki eddin foting-ting e dhorechilo naki? holud halogen theke sabdhane thakben kintu. uronto chiriyader te-dhyamna giri pore bhari sukh pelam. ebar ekta chaktir khel nie likhun na :)

2:50 PM  
Blogger Chilla-Bong said...

Hutum-da,jompesh ek-khana post nabiyechen.Aaha ei bhasa sune kaan juriye elo,chokh bunje elo aar mathar bhetor cerebrotestis bonbonaitis er prathomik lokhon ter pelam.Kintu dada sobi bhalo laaglo sudhu sonrokshon rokshonr byaparta baad diye.Mumurshu rogike changa korte gandhi tupi dadura onek din to shetola debir jolpora khawalen,kintu rogi ekhono haporer moton dirghoshans charche.Eibaar kora dozer allopathy dorkar.Dada agami k(h)istir opekshae roilam.

10:42 AM  
Blogger Rapid I Movement said...

Notun post kobey prokashito hobey?

8:46 PM  
Blogger Kele Panchu said...

Eisob khabor tomar chokhe pore ki kore? Oboshyo erokom uRhonto iye chokher samne ese jhul le alada kotha. Ajkaal kagoje to emni emni 'iyer' khabor e bhhora!
Sanrakkhan niye mone hochchhe ekhon onekdin ghNuti chalachali cholbe. BeRhal er golay ghonta bandhar lok ele, tobei na khel khatom! Shunlam Arjun kakar naati podobi bodle Paswan hochchhe, dadur kalyan e or o seat ta uRhe jaabe ei bhoye.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Bishu said...

Hutum abar ekta ek-ghor post-r jonyo laal selam. Panchu-r moton amaro proshno ei golpogulo khunje pao ki kore? Sonrokhshon niye koch-kochanir modhye jaabo na.Nebu nigre already korola hoye geche. Aar ekta jomkalo post-r opekshae roilam.

9:34 AM  
Blogger hutumthumo said...

debolin: aaribaas! tomar to aabar DSP-TSP range-e connections! shaabdhane kheltey hobe naki ebaar theke? aabar esho.

suddha: aar halud halogen. biswacup-e brazil harar por poschim bangla-e je shok-er chhaya nemechhe tatey hutumthumo-i halu hoye gechhe. aar chaktir khel niye to ek buro likchhe-i aabar hutumthumo keno? naki anyo kono angle aachhe bolcho?

chilla-bong: tomar id khana hebby. aamar ek matro kana mama-keo kerey niley aami mamarbari-r dudh-kala ahlaad pabo ki kore?

rapid i movement: hobey, hobey. eta niye du-ekta khisti charo. rosh ektu ghono hok. tarpor to natun katha.

kele-da/ bishu-da: oi je RN Tagore bolechhillen na - aami kaan petey roi. ashonno tulkalaam-er guti-guti pododhoni te durmor basante-r ingit aache ki neyi shey koch-kochani poet-der ektiyar. aar khuchro gandu-mi te brihot-taro protirodh-er bayan khojar dwaityo hutumthumo o anyanya ujbuk-der. hok na ta nokhodarpan-e dekha ba ganjika prashuto.

9:08 PM  
Blogger ss said...

hutum da hoThat choktar-fyataru team join kore felechhe! choktar-hutom-fyataru unity jindabaad! ete jodi nyakaboka towaj party der maal tight hoye jaay amader tate baal chhNeRa jay! nagaRe uRonto iye r attack hole tokhon toilet e reservation lagate hobe!

2:12 PM  
Blogger J. Alfred Prufrock said...

Onek din to holo, final-er aage tin din achhe. Kichhu naamiye phelun mohashoy.

J.A.P.

11:14 AM  
Blogger Joy Forever said...

Uff!
"...holdey-shabuj orangutan shejey Brazili football maDrao...."
Sukumar Ray'r sange Bishwacup... bhaba jaay!

Ar oi udonto paira bhoot to amader Allahabad-e eschhilo bachhor duyek aage... kintu dhora poreni. Amra bhablum bujhi kono onyo groher "Jaadu" hobeo ba... prithibir lokeder khamchate esechhe...

9:53 PM  
Anonymous dEbOLiN said...

Hutum-da,
Na na, shabdhane khelte hobey keno? Jerokom chaliye jachchhen sherokom-i chaliye jaan. Shudhu shombhob holey du'to post-er moddhye somoyer byabodhan ta ektu komiye felun. Amra apnake aro ghono ghono portey chai.

Amar kono connection-tonnection nei dada. Ami khub shamanyo manush. Amithabha-da'r byapar ta alada, oke chhoto thekei chini. School-e amar senior chhilo. Hebby line-er lok. Aj kal 'mamu' hoye bodley gechhe kina jaani na kintu Police join korar agey nanarokom-er maamdobaaji kore berato.

Bhalo thakben. Abar ashbo. Notun stock kobe release korchhen?
Apnio ashben majhe majhe.

4:46 PM  
Blogger Apoplexy said...

Ark shona hoto..Hasan er ARK?

11:00 PM  
Blogger medusa said...

i am willing u to come back!!!!!!

1:26 AM  
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