6.28.2006

uronto chiDriya-r jhulonto iye

hutumthumo ubacha:

Hutumthumo aagey ekbaar torpeychhilo jey hujjoti ke, kakhon, kothay ghatabey kichhuti bala jachhey na. Hoteo paarey opaarey geley photing-ting-e dhorbey, aabar na-o dhortey paarey. ChiDriya bogol-e City Center thekey berochho hatat khanikta bishhudhha crow shit kaan-takey kissi-kissi korey kNadhey-er upor phyat korey chhetrey porlo. Nao portey paarey. Jey kono shomoy haa-rey-rey-rey korey chaDrao hotey paarey. Aabar nao paarey. Tobey bapu ekta paka khobor janiye rakhi, Birbhum-er Suri, Kalipur, Dubrajpur area-e geley hebby shabdhan. Insurgency ekdom tungey. Lagataar flying attacks namachhey. Marighella-to guley kheyechhey-i aabar ‘foco’ shomondheo ton-toney gyan. Emon-o khobor ashchhe je positional warfare ta-o Bapi jangiya-r pocket-e. Attack-er aager muhurtye uDranto, flashing laal baati aar tarpori dhNa korey lethal finish (chobi-r tala-e "Read"-e kutush karo). Symbolism-tao champi (khobor aachey America-r kichu biswabidyalay-e ei niye PhD shuru hoye gechhe). ChiDriyakhana-e jhulonto ulluk dekhey khub chineybadam shNatiyechho, jao na deki Birbhum. uDronto ek-khana jakhon jharabey takhon edikey hulo aar odikey mulo hoye jaabey.

Bhoy eka Hutumthumo paaye ni, baro baro neta-neti rao palti khachhe. Ebaar case-tar gravity-ta bujhley? Naaki ekhono ramdhanuk-er penumbra? Ei boley rakhlum, Gravity’s Rainbow aar Rainbow Warrior ek jinish noye. Jato-i “rainbow needed urgently” telegram aashuk. Ba SMS. Jaanbey naa, bujhbey naa khali kichir-michir. Bhaloye-bhaloye k’din mepey-chepey khelo. If required, Balak Brahmochari ke occasionally shoron koro. Pocket-e Carol Gracias-er karoon shankha jugal-er ekkhana passport size-o raakhte paaro. Khub bhoy korley ek copy Gujjhosamaj Tantra kiney baalish-er talaye thosho. Original dhokey shoibey na tayi ingraji anubaad-i keno - Motilal Banarasidass, 1952. Tobey Hutumthumo-r clear-cut katha, eto koreo je gujjhodwar raksha paabe taar kono guarantee Hutumthumo dichhey na. Dwando-twando’r pal-la beshamaal hoye geley gujjhoduarey durgesh Dumraj case hoye jetey paarey. Takhon oi private part-tir rakshon ba aarakshon kichhui kara jaabe na.

Ta nayi jaak, kintu shongrakshan chayi. Shey toshon-er rajniti theke kNedey-kokiye berok aar banduk-er nol thekeyi burburi katuk. AIIMS-er chattor-e mathaye bandana bNedhey jato ichchhe chil-ley moro aar media-r chutiyami ke jatoyi objective analysis boley chalao, kichhchuti bolchi na. Tobey je din KNakurshingey-ra shobayi miley chhepe dhorbey takhon Kronstadt-er domon niti ba India Shining, konotayi khaatbey na. Ei jeney rakho. Deko babu-bibi’ra, khela sheshmesh anya bhabeyi hobey kintu jatodin na ta hochhe ei hego pNodh shongrakshon-o haatiyar. Haatiyar banaley ki maal dNarabey ta thikthak bala jachhe na tobey na banaley dwajobhango vote bank-e Viagra-r hish-hash chara aar kichhui hobey na, ei koye diloom. Chhoku career tar ghNeti norey gechhey, MNC-r sofa set-tao shongrokshito thakbey kina thik neyi tayi hebby chulkochhe. Shob bujhi. Laaga jato parish “merit”-er malom. Otey je baal hobey shetao jeney raakh. Baro jor chamra-r rong aar ektu pNoch shaada hobey kintu haramigiri je kombey na sheta jana aachey.

Modda katha holo ei – ja hotey cholechhey taar sample to Birbhum-ei dekecho. Thamatey paarbey na. Tayi boli, keno khamokha aag bariye hoga-r kapor tola? Taar cheye relax koro, holdey-shabuj orangutan shejey Brazili football maDrao. Hamba-hamba daak chhere samba nacho. Gato chollish bachor-e ke, kaakey, katobar bhul offside-e gol diyechhe ei niye chhenali koro. DouDr oi PK-Chuni-r koch-kochani obdi holeo Bongs-ra to ebaar Germany-te hoihoi kore haajir. In spirit. Methylated. Dida, Kaka to aache-i, Farasi-ra aabar Vikash Dhorasoo-r paashe Saha babu keo rekheche. Angolla-r Kali babu Matangini Hajra-r fan, e katha Anandabajar lekhey ni kintu Ghana-r Gyan chacha-r red card ta je nirbhejal jaali ta nishchoyi chhapa hobe. Aaro aache. Toder baal-er meritocracy-r opor chyarcheriye biswakaap-e dhukey porechhe Ivory Coast-er Boka. Bol ki bolbi ebar? Oi “man ta phNaka aache” balar aageyi ek khana flying jhaDr namlo boley.


punoshcho: anyo kisim-er o aakromon hoy. aam janashadaran-er opor porikolpito santras. katipoy santrasbaadi thyangano-r ojuhaate. jemon du ghanta aage Gaza-e shuru korechhe Israel.