5.16.2006

mukh, bangla-r mukh, khoma, thobra ...

hutumthumo ubacha:

Bangali somoy somoy Bangalar mukh-tukh niye hebby hNau-kNau korey. Je gulo prithivi-r roop chakhtey giye bangali hoyechhe tara aaro du inchi opor-e kheley. Ta kheluk, pNajra-e pNajray-e ‘chora mafashol’ aar aamasha bangali-r anek din-er yaar. Idaning aboshyo ‘hindutva-r mukh’ boley ek dhyamna-ke khub folao kore media-e chotkano hochchilo. Vinay Katiyar. Khoma-tar malik-er deposit-tao gachcha gechey rai bareli-te. Madam Gandhi emon shunting korechhe je o tal-latey aar ei ‘mukh-ti’ dyaka jaabey na. Vinay babu-r dal-er obostha-o chon-mon-e:

Tamil Nadu-te 225 ti kheloar namiye 0. Kerala-e 136-e 0. Assam-e 125-ti te 10, Poschim Bangla-e 29-e 0. Pondicherry-te 27-e 0. Injiri te ek-i bodhhoy ‘rout’ boley. Bangla-e bole ‘g’ kholkholey hoye jawa. Tathagata-Tapan-ra ki bolchhe ta ekhono jana jaye ni.

Oproshongey boli, London -e Hutumthumo ‘Koh-i-noor’-ta size karar dhandha-e giyechhilo. Piece-ta na dekhley bharatio boley mukh dekano jaabe na, tayi. Eysa bhir je masala muri ba pau bhaji-r dokaan laagaley sure malamaal. Dekey 32-inchi chhaati hoye jaye 52 (ladies-der byapar-ta ekhaney bala jaabe na, Hutumthumo-r-o censorship-er bhoy aachey). Poroborti 11 minute shada chaamDra dekhleyi rakta togbog korey othey. Hutumthumo-o case-ta mepey bhalo garom hoye giyechhilo. Tayi beshi chudur-budur na korey, shoja packet-e pawa jaye emon Kohinoor pocket-e chepey Soho-r dikey hNata dey-e.

Aar ekta kaaj korechhilo Hutumthumo. Highgate Cemetery-te eka eka George Eliot, Faraday, Douglas Adam-er madhye Karl dadu-r kobor-ta ke tuki korechhilo. Purono paapi Hutumthumo, na giye thaaktey paarey ni. Ta giye dekey okhaneo ghapla. China-r taka-e ekta pathorer thobra banano hoyechhe. Kintu thik ulto dike dNaat kelachhe Herbert Spencer. Eta kon deshi dhyamnami? Aaro gupi, Marx babu-ke gor dewa hoyechhilo ei gorosthaaner onyo koney. Murti-ta ki taholey revisionist tactic naki paati-bourgeoise chNyangrami? Taa aasli jayegaye-o tuki mare Hutumthumo, chupi chupi adha-mastuley ekta laal selaam thukleo thukey thaktey paarey. Tarpor ‘bangla-r mukh’, chuklibaaji-r aitijhyo o sabedhon nilmoni bladder-ti akshata raakhtey, iti-uti dekhey, du pa durey ekta baro sharo gachher gora-e slight ku-karma korey aashey. Dadu ke niye ja gNand maramari-r romroma bajarey tatey Hutumthumo-r shamasto baiplobic swatta thekey ningrano joley oak gaachta-r jadi aaro duto pata gajaye, jadi ei barti chaya dadu-r upor aaro ektu nibirD hoye tatey kon ghagu-r taak-e kaag-er hagu?

Poschim Bangla-e aabar chot-to Buddha hNeshey uthechhen. Tobey aar chhot-to non, ritimoto kNedo. Dilli-te hebby kNyachal korey deben ichhey holeyi. Karl dadu ki bolten ke jaane, bala-r darkar mone nao kortey paaren (eto-i nibirD oak pata-r chaya) kintu Budhha babu-r mukhobyadanbhongima boDroi aporoop. Kemon sinusoidal odhor-oshthey-r ei nukochuri khela. Aabar jakhon Ratan Tata-r prem patro chupichupi, prohora eriye eshey porey takhon takhon aaro sulalito. Hutumthumo-r thNote-o nonta swaad. Rokter gandho. Oly-te beefsteak-ta ‘rare’ bol-le ja hoye aarki.

Mahajot-kaami der o gujhyadwaar-e konkon-e ganga-r hawa. Didi Rampurhat-e mamar bari na giye-o bhogey. Dakshin 24-pargana-e 2001-e chhilo 14, ebar 4. Emonki howrah, emonki howrah-e chilo 5 hoye gelo 2. End of History and the Last Man. Churanto protirodh mane Taposh Pal-ke vote dewa-e. Haa re aamar baDriye bala, haa re aamar janmobhumi. Mukh dhekey jaye bigNyaponey kintu pachha dhakar kichui roilo na.

Punoshcho: Ei blog-er kichu porua media, manufacturing consent, bigNyapon-er kalo haat, ityadi niye narachara kore (Hutumthumo-o narey, tobey onyo jinish). ENeder ekta khobor di. K’bachor aage Hugo Chavez-er birudhhey ekti coup ghotano-r chesta hoy. Aboshoyi markini aaskara chhilo anek-er mascara-e. Ei niye ekti choto documentary antorjaale joriye gechey. Dekhtey paaro.

24 Comments:

Blogger Agarwaen Mormegil said...

Piece-ta na dekhley bharatio boley mukh dekano jaabe na, tayi. Eysa bhir je masala muri ba pau bhaji-r dokaan laagaley sure malamaal.

cholbe guru. bhaalo lekha. i can see the wily sarcasm lurking behind.

however, the chavez dude is a commie. He's more in rhetoric than in actual work. More like amago CM buddha babu. jodio buddha dadu ajakal kaaj taaj ora cheshta korchen.
But chavez is COMMIE. that's all. eisob commie der sojyo hoy na ekdom.

abar dekha hobe Hutumthumo dada. chollam aaj. adios.

8:49 PM  
Blogger Bishu said...

Jaak vote-rongo sash.Eibaar Budha-babur donto-bikosito hansi aar Momata-didir khon-khone kashi ei dui niye agami 4 bochor Bongo-bashi-ra dudhu-bhatu khak.Tarmodhye Tata-Salim aar kisu zaalim punjipoti mile jodi Kolkata-r buri gaale mascara makhiye Kollolini Tilotoma baniye dile to kothai nei.Hutum eibaar Arjun-buro-r khuror kol niye ekta blog-bokani charoto.

4:46 PM  
Anonymous nemo said...

Ekta byapaar jigesh kori....sahebder churi jodi anyay na hoy tale amadaer churi ki kore anyay hobe? r apniy ba kirokom manush moshai? hireta eto kaachh theke dekhleo jhaapte pran-e shoilo na naki? e thik ingo-rani-r "Loot liya meri jawani"-r moto case hoto...ranjit singher atma santi peten...ki je koren moshai!
Spencer saheb chhilen liberal thinker, social darwinist school, ekhon ghotona holo....amader lalu dadu(marx) jodi chan je shara mrityu onar shonge mukho mukhi boshe ni:shobde tarko chaliye jaben tate khoti ki?
Poshcim banglay 'buddha smiles' holeo je 'juddho smiles' sudur parahato she nischoi amar journal-r second post-r anon comment dekhei bujhte perechhen! juddho-ta ushke chaliye niye jabar dayitwo kintu apatoto apnar, amar, amader sokoler...tai paposh tal(taposh pal) jindabaad! didi-r chhera chappal jindabaad!
Hugo Chavez kotota 'nakli baba' ta jana nei (ekhane eshe kangali bhojon koriyechhilaen along with little buddha...amio shei kangali'r dole bhirechhilum...ebong laowrar (bodhoy labrar) tarkari-ta khasha chhilo mene nebo)tai...agrawaen mormegil-er comment-er chul chera(arthat nakli baba'r ash chharano) apnaar dwayitto!
prem patre korkore note-r gondho thakata kintu amader rajyer bohu bekar jubokder pokhye lokhkhi pujor dhuper gondher shamil....eta mathay raakhben...aboshyo...amader culture marani bhattacharya jodi nijer pocket khoshate na paren sheta anyo tarker bishoy!
oh! hyaapnaar ekta cartoon ekechhi sheta pathabo bhabchhi, chhobita eke amar temon shukh hoini...erpor apnar haate bicharer dayitwo!
docu-ti dekhe porer comment hobe...tab tak ke liye....joy baba dando bayosh!
ps. oak gachher goray nunu ghosha shwasther pokhye shwasthokar!

4:54 PM  
Blogger Joy Forever said...

Kajta moshai moteo bhalo korenni! Dadur oak gachhe jol dite giye jodi dhora porten na, akkebare inri-miri-kinri bandhon dekhiye Kohinoor-er moton sajiye rekhe dito... Tarpor amra pathok-kul ki mushkile portam bolun dikini!

11:45 PM  
Blogger Generally_Speaking said...

Thanks for commenting on my blog. Your posts are very interesting, but a bit difficult to read considering it is bengali written in english. Will be back for more

5:46 AM  
Blogger Kele Panchu said...

Ekhon mamta di holen 'tarmuj' ar Buddha babu ki? Rong kora kancha apple ? :) Kintu kotha hochhhe, jotodin Jyoti 'onamukho' Basu, Prakash Karat era benche thakben, totodin Buddha ki praan khhule kaaj korte parben?

9:54 PM  
Blogger ss said...

hutom dada to bidrupe tamam bongojati-r kachha khule haate dhoriye dilen dekhchhi :D

tobe mamatadi dombar patri non. agnikanya bole katha! aaj dekhi diyechhen notun funda...hi-tech rigging!!!

12:17 PM  
Blogger medusa said...

done w elections now
now want reservation
pls pls pls

1:31 PM  
Anonymous nemo said...

are eto maha apod ....amar blog-e comment kore jay dibbi...reply korle tar uttore kichhu lekh na!....are o moshai ki holo ta ki bolun toh?

4:51 AM  
Blogger suddha said...

bere bere hutumbabu. khasa hoeche mairi. bonger vote rongo niye apner byanger tulona mela bhar. porer lekhata porar utsahota aro bariye dilen

12:38 AM  
Anonymous nemo said...

sddha babu ki nijer blog-er kono post-e comment korle porte pochhondo koren na naki?
aj chhomash holo apnaar "bismriti bishoyok" kobitaar comment lekha hoyechhe...tarpor post-r naam gondho nei....comment-er uttor toh nei-i!!!! keno?????!!!

1:17 AM  
Blogger suddha said...

nemo bhaya maaf kore deben. asole porikhkhapotro niye bhari byasto chilam bole notun post kora hoyni. khub shiggiri abar korbo :)

11:41 AM  
Blogger medusa said...

rally te chhilum bolei to chhobi lagiyechhi......
nijer dhaak nije n petaale r ke petaabe bolo?
oboshho mukh ta thik dhaka acche....
:-)
onek pokkko hobe reservation niye ebar

12:23 PM  
Blogger whatsinaname said...

tomaar kothaa por'e sottii khub mojaa pelaam...assol'e banga-ta thik ei ingrez ra blogging language hishebe support kore naa bodhoy!!!!!!!!!!1

4:16 PM  
Blogger the king said...

aabar ki August e natun post korbe?

8:10 AM  
Blogger Kele Panchu said...

Ebar arekta hok.

12:52 AM  
Blogger medusa said...

onek to holo
pherot asho ebar!!!!!!!!

11:30 AM  
Blogger dEbOLiN said...

Abar ekti oshadharon post Hutumbabur kolom (othoba keyboard)theke.
"Bangla-e bole ‘g’ kholkholey hoye jawa" - ja bolechhen dada.
"Mahajot-kaami der o gujhyadwaar-e konkon-e ganga-r hawa" - haste hashte pete khil. Ore baba re...ar pari na.... Byapok guru, byapok.
Erokom maal aro kichhu chharun dada.
Ajkal boro deri korey korey post korchhen? Khub-i byasto naki?

Apnader dekhe onupranito hoye amio ekta oti samanyo bangla blog chalu kore phellam. Jodi ekbar Ekhane pododhuli dyan tahole boro khushi hoi go kotta.

12:50 PM  
Blogger Kele Panchu said...

Ki bhaya mara gele naki? Na ki 'Dida'r kol e bose goal khahchho? ei boyos eo Didar ki lafalafi!

12:51 AM  
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