5.16.2006

mukh, bangla-r mukh, khoma, thobra ...

hutumthumo ubacha:

Bangali somoy somoy Bangalar mukh-tukh niye hebby hNau-kNau korey. Je gulo prithivi-r roop chakhtey giye bangali hoyechhe tara aaro du inchi opor-e kheley. Ta kheluk, pNajra-e pNajray-e ‘chora mafashol’ aar aamasha bangali-r anek din-er yaar. Idaning aboshyo ‘hindutva-r mukh’ boley ek dhyamna-ke khub folao kore media-e chotkano hochchilo. Vinay Katiyar. Khoma-tar malik-er deposit-tao gachcha gechey rai bareli-te. Madam Gandhi emon shunting korechhe je o tal-latey aar ei ‘mukh-ti’ dyaka jaabey na. Vinay babu-r dal-er obostha-o chon-mon-e:

Tamil Nadu-te 225 ti kheloar namiye 0. Kerala-e 136-e 0. Assam-e 125-ti te 10, Poschim Bangla-e 29-e 0. Pondicherry-te 27-e 0. Injiri te ek-i bodhhoy ‘rout’ boley. Bangla-e bole ‘g’ kholkholey hoye jawa. Tathagata-Tapan-ra ki bolchhe ta ekhono jana jaye ni.

Oproshongey boli, London -e Hutumthumo ‘Koh-i-noor’-ta size karar dhandha-e giyechhilo. Piece-ta na dekhley bharatio boley mukh dekano jaabe na, tayi. Eysa bhir je masala muri ba pau bhaji-r dokaan laagaley sure malamaal. Dekey 32-inchi chhaati hoye jaye 52 (ladies-der byapar-ta ekhaney bala jaabe na, Hutumthumo-r-o censorship-er bhoy aachey). Poroborti 11 minute shada chaamDra dekhleyi rakta togbog korey othey. Hutumthumo-o case-ta mepey bhalo garom hoye giyechhilo. Tayi beshi chudur-budur na korey, shoja packet-e pawa jaye emon Kohinoor pocket-e chepey Soho-r dikey hNata dey-e.

Aar ekta kaaj korechhilo Hutumthumo. Highgate Cemetery-te eka eka George Eliot, Faraday, Douglas Adam-er madhye Karl dadu-r kobor-ta ke tuki korechhilo. Purono paapi Hutumthumo, na giye thaaktey paarey ni. Ta giye dekey okhaneo ghapla. China-r taka-e ekta pathorer thobra banano hoyechhe. Kintu thik ulto dike dNaat kelachhe Herbert Spencer. Eta kon deshi dhyamnami? Aaro gupi, Marx babu-ke gor dewa hoyechhilo ei gorosthaaner onyo koney. Murti-ta ki taholey revisionist tactic naki paati-bourgeoise chNyangrami? Taa aasli jayegaye-o tuki mare Hutumthumo, chupi chupi adha-mastuley ekta laal selaam thukleo thukey thaktey paarey. Tarpor ‘bangla-r mukh’, chuklibaaji-r aitijhyo o sabedhon nilmoni bladder-ti akshata raakhtey, iti-uti dekhey, du pa durey ekta baro sharo gachher gora-e slight ku-karma korey aashey. Dadu ke niye ja gNand maramari-r romroma bajarey tatey Hutumthumo-r shamasto baiplobic swatta thekey ningrano joley oak gaachta-r jadi aaro duto pata gajaye, jadi ei barti chaya dadu-r upor aaro ektu nibirD hoye tatey kon ghagu-r taak-e kaag-er hagu?

Poschim Bangla-e aabar chot-to Buddha hNeshey uthechhen. Tobey aar chhot-to non, ritimoto kNedo. Dilli-te hebby kNyachal korey deben ichhey holeyi. Karl dadu ki bolten ke jaane, bala-r darkar mone nao kortey paaren (eto-i nibirD oak pata-r chaya) kintu Budhha babu-r mukhobyadanbhongima boDroi aporoop. Kemon sinusoidal odhor-oshthey-r ei nukochuri khela. Aabar jakhon Ratan Tata-r prem patro chupichupi, prohora eriye eshey porey takhon takhon aaro sulalito. Hutumthumo-r thNote-o nonta swaad. Rokter gandho. Oly-te beefsteak-ta ‘rare’ bol-le ja hoye aarki.

Mahajot-kaami der o gujhyadwaar-e konkon-e ganga-r hawa. Didi Rampurhat-e mamar bari na giye-o bhogey. Dakshin 24-pargana-e 2001-e chhilo 14, ebar 4. Emonki howrah, emonki howrah-e chilo 5 hoye gelo 2. End of History and the Last Man. Churanto protirodh mane Taposh Pal-ke vote dewa-e. Haa re aamar baDriye bala, haa re aamar janmobhumi. Mukh dhekey jaye bigNyaponey kintu pachha dhakar kichui roilo na.

Punoshcho: Ei blog-er kichu porua media, manufacturing consent, bigNyapon-er kalo haat, ityadi niye narachara kore (Hutumthumo-o narey, tobey onyo jinish). ENeder ekta khobor di. K’bachor aage Hugo Chavez-er birudhhey ekti coup ghotano-r chesta hoy. Aboshoyi markini aaskara chhilo anek-er mascara-e. Ei niye ekti choto documentary antorjaale joriye gechey. Dekhtey paaro.