4.12.2006

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Hutumthumo ubacha:

K'din ektu biji thakaye Hutumthumo blog-bishshey karur pashchaate kaathi kore-ni. Byata nijeyi lengi kheyechhilo chhot-to korey, sheta shamlaatey kichu kaath-khor poratey hoyechhe. Shey katha porey, aagey-i bola thaak Alimuddin-er shongey no gNand maramari. Ek baar ghNeti ta chepey dhorley ekdom hulo korey chherey debey. Takhon daddy-r naam Mr. Khagen aar mummy-r Ms Jojo hoye jetey paare. Eshob gNadrakoley phNaashley kintu Hutumthumo kichhuti kortey paarbe na. Dholayi kheye red string beriye geley ta gotanor kaaj, boss, nijekeyi korte hobe.

Porua-ra aager baar "supari", "contract-killing" ityadi hau-kNau kara-e local committee-r nek najor porechilo Hutumthumo'r upor. Ekta mutual paka kortey kata din gelo. Finally, ek botol Royal Challenge-e rafa holo. Taat-e je Hutumthumo half Bagpiper dheley gupi korechhe taa chupichupi boley raakhchi. Atoyeb kichu din Blog-baan mara theke bisraam. Kichu din retired hurt. Bhetorey, bhetorey je nok-dNaate dhaar dewa bandho, e katha-o kintu Hutumthumo bolchhey na.

Shohorer bairey jetey hoyechhilo Hutumthumo ke. Nengti-r biye attend kortey. Bangali-r to aabar tribal-faibal, advasi-tasi der upor jhNok ektu beshi. Particularly, shNaotaal choraano. Sheyi Soumitra-der “santhal twist" theke shuru kore jatra party-r make-up para Utpal Dutta-r "bikeley ektu naach-er bandabasto korechhi". Babu kohiben to naach hoibey, gaan hoibey, handiya hoibey - jatto shob phokor dalali. Sanskriti-r drimi drimi babu-der moneybag-e. ONra bol-ley ta culture aar naa bol-le pashobik dya-dyang-dyang.

Kichu adibasi samaj-e stree-purush-er sahobaash-er tarika kuch alag sa. Ei niye-o khujli. Lagataar bou pNyadatey pNyadatey haatey baat hoye gelo kintu dhop-er morality choriye adivasi uddhar kortey na paarle chulkani-r niramoy hoye na. PNodh-paka makra-der aageyi boley raakhi - teko, farasi buro-tar "We, the other Victorians", ityadi Hutumthumo-o guley kheyechhe. Phalaoto tatwik dhyamnami na korleo cholbey. Jaroa-der to kNacha-e rakhaa tayi baki - kala-ta, aapel-ta diley ora dNaat khNichiye jaatey "bhenchod" boley ta shikhiye rakha aache. Ei khela dekhtey shikkhito janoar-der ki hutiputi. Tourist attraction.

Bahu joog dhorey adivasi pNyadano-r pholey protirod-o nanan kisim-er toiri hoyechhe. Paroshporik shahobasher (na na, eta Simi Garewal aar Samit Bhanja-r ulu boney jarajori type-er case noye) pholey aamader mahakabya guli-o adivasi moukhik kahini-te shamil hoyechhe. Shekhaney kintu hero Arjun babu noye, aasli rongbaaj holo Vasuki. Nag bongsher (eNra Mahabharat-er shomoy theke-i de-notified tribals) ei piece-ti bahut champi, champi karbar koren. Arjun dhyamna-ke keliye technicolour-e brindbon dekhano, bou Shubhadra-ke phoosley porkiya, ityadi nanan rog-rogey adventure. Echara protirodh dekha gelo Tsunami-r por mahanubhab bharat sarkar jakhon helicopter-e korey Sentinelese-ra kemon aache dekhte jaaye. Kono dNaat keliye hNaashi ba TV-camera ke dekhiye dekhiye minister-der karuna bitoron-e bigolito hoye karojor-e kokiye otha noye. Shoja gaddam korey tir chaaliye direct action. Full frontal nudity o full frontal assault duto te-i maal gulo-r kachh theke training nebey bhabchhe Hutumthumo.

22 Comments:

Blogger Bishu said...

Khogen-r naam sune mone proshno elo Bhombol Sordar-r nekhok Khogendronath Mittir-r chele-ke keu ki konodin boleche "PeNdiye bawar naam Khogen kore debo" ?

Bongodeshe adibaasi adikhyetar suru-ta sei Bonkimbabu-r bhrata Sanjib-Babu-r Santhal prem diye.
Tappor Bangali baar khelo Bibhutibhusan-r Aronyak pore.
Aisaan baar je hulumbaaz Sunil-Sokti Aronye Din-Rattir haariya kheye pata-r por pata bhoralo...aar Avik Sorkar bhoralen nijer Bank A/C.
Sesh kelo ta korlen Manik Babu.Simi Garewal-ke swolpo saarite dekhar por Santhal Porgonae mohua-r theke Bongo tourist-bhir aajo komeni.

Jaihok Hutum-babu apnar joralo nekha pore sei gaan-ta mone pore gelo

Tui laal paharir deshe jaa,
Ranga Maatir deshe jaa,
Hithake tuke manaise na re,
Ikkebaarei manaise na re


Key-board chaliye jaan Dada.

12:37 PM  
Blogger DD said...

be.De post dada. sabur sarthok. cholte thakuk.

3:35 PM  
Blogger hutumthumo said...

dd-da
cholchhey, cholbey!

bishu kaku
ei to besh adivasi choranor bangali literary history likhe phel-len. shob theke anando holo sanjib babu-r katha ta shuney. uni banga-manas-e bilupti-r pothey, tayi kichu kichu dinosaur jeekhono maathe aachhen jeney darun lagchhe.

3:53 AM  
Blogger Joy Forever said...

Darun likhechhen. Chaliye jaan dada... aro eirakom lekhar apekkhay thakbo!

6:29 AM  
Blogger Kele Panchu said...

Shadhu shadhu! Hypocrite der hiccup uthe jaabe ei lekha poRhle.

7:38 PM  
Blogger Bidi-K said...

aamar bloge dhuN mere aashar jonno dhonyobaad!

4:10 AM  
Blogger The Hidden God said...

bes valo. Haramir bachha gulo ke bujhiye din je aamrao kom jai na. Jodio jani hajar galalgali teo oder ghum vangbe na. Jodi ei bloger maddhome oder pichhone tin lathi lagate paren tobe valo hoi.
By the way aamaro ekta blog aachhe bongcomet.blogspot.com ami ekta bangla fun blog korar chesta korchhi jekhane pagol chhara onner probesh nishedh. aami amar blog theke aapnar bloger link korechhi tai aamar onurodh apnio aapnar blog theke aamr blog er ekta link kore din. aaar aapnar lekha chaliye jan.
dhonnobaaaaddddd ............. aabar kotha hobe....................

3:23 PM  
Blogger medusa said...

eki odbhut kando....amar bloge hutumthumo....
:-)
royal challenger kotha shune pre-kabir sumaner "jodi bhabo kinchho amai" mone porle
gola glad holum blog pore.
kaku, tomake ki blog roll e add korte pari?

2:06 PM  
Blogger serendipiduous said...

hmmm...

11:49 PM  
Blogger hutumthumo said...

joy-da: cholchhey, cholbey!

kele da: hiccup, loose motion, aamasha - ei shob-i lakshya. aapni k'din chupchap keno?

bidi-K: aabar aashben

hidden god: lukiye thakben na beriye aashun. aamra aachi to. aapnar aadesh aboshoyi palon korbo.

medusa pishi: laagan listi -te, hujjoti porar janyo jodi gaaye porey keu aashen to bhaloi.

serendipiduous: hmmm, ghNyao, ghNyao, ghNyok...

12:20 AM  
Blogger the king said...

ki khabar KAKADA?

tomar new lekha chaiii.

tumi baro valo chhele

11:46 AM  
Blogger Shreemoyee said...

dekhte parchi ei blog e Bangla chara comment lekha jacche na . Tobe bhalo hoyeche.

1:15 PM  
Blogger Apoplexy said...

Amol jagle bole dio...shudha taake bhole ni

1:23 AM  
Blogger Apoplexy said...

street fightin man shunchi..ebong udaash laagche..mome hoche hoy uure jai...shomoye ba onno kothao

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