3.24.2006

myagik realism

Hutumthumo ubacha:

Shunechhen to dada-didi-ra? Anil babur brain-e clot hoyechhe. Rakta chalachal-ta taholey odik ta-ey etodin abyahato chhilo. Aboshyo-i sarbahara-r agroni netritye jNara tNader janyo be-sarkari hNaspatal-e bed, bilet theko tori-ghori chhutey aasha ghilu-bishaarod, naamjaada docs-der upodesh mondoli (era jadi union baddho hoye jaye taholey?) - shob byabostha-i aachey. Ekhon Uni co-operate korleyi hoy.

Aaro jomchhe khela, ekta aasto train chhintayi korey Guinness-er khaata-e naam tulechhen Maobaadi-ra. E niye tarker anto neyi - kritityo kaar? Naxal-der na proshashonik police bahini-r? Ei tarkey-r pithey chorey aamra jaabo bahudur. Tobu aar ek baar bhabun, phin-phiney goNphwala magician-ta ekbaar gota ekta train-ke gili, gili, vanish kore diyechhilo aar tarpor-i ei. Aboshyo gota paramanu arsenal-o gaayeb hoye gechhe Iraq-e kintu shey shob to raja-rajra der byapar.

Aleekh jinish-er annyesha-e lok-e kato-ki-i na korey, dekhun na ek maakra gato shaptahey Howrah Bridge-r tongey uthey boshechhilo ghanta du-ek. Domkol (van gulo-e dom ditey hoye to, tayi poinchotey anek shomaye-i late hoye jaye), police, utshuk darshak brinda miliye ekta chaampi jaanjot-o holo. Maal-ke naamiye aanar por byata boley bridge-er mathaye naaki uni khaabar khNujchhilen. Oi shala chhand-tara ke jhalashano kichu ekta bhabar hallucination hobey. Paatakhor kNahika. Chul-li-o nibhey elo boley aar bhai-bon-der deshlayi-o bhijey gechhe. Bhijey chopchopey.

Bridge, attalika ba chandalika-r ghaarey chorey oboshyo shobayi-ke eta-ota khNujtey hoye na. Anek-ke anya-ra bhalobeshey nominate korey choto-khato prapti-r janyo. Baroi madhur ei shouhardya. Manush, manush-er haat dhorey / Shaphol hotey chaaye barey barey.

Motka ingrej raani-r smriti-te je biraat shoudhya-ti kolkata-e aalo korey royechhe taar tongey-o heavy bhir. Ek-ta gabda pori (with dana) boshiye rekheche okhaaney. Maal-ta aage ghurto, ekhon shobayi komar bNedhey legechhe aabar ota-ke chokkor khawa-te – antoto bariti-r panda to sheyi rokom-i bibriti diyechhen. Pori-fori ra eke-i looj-character tarpor maatha ghurey porey-forey geley kintu heb-by kNyachal hotey pare. Or aashpaash-er jhopey-jharey-ei to Hutumthumo tanki mare. Hoye-to chupichupi ekta khuchro gupi korchilo hataat gadaam kore pori chapa porey tNeshey gelo. Kothau shala privacy neyi, eto riks ki hut-haat newa jaye? Ebaar theke mepey kheletey hobey. iNkri-mNikri-o hisheb koshe, trajectory bujhe kortey hobe. Jat-to shob.

Jongli-der janyo apekhha korte korte jongol-i na saaf hoye jaye ei bhabte, bhabte Hutumthumo ghumiye porlo.

19 Comments:

Blogger Arthur Quiller Couch said...

Byapok.
Oi Daari aar Naari miley Kolkata-ey notun TV channel khulchhey, otaa-te aapni ekta slot niye nin.

11:03 AM  
Blogger hutumthumo said...

Problem aachey. Hutumthumo'r khoma-ta mote-i drishtinandan noye. TV-feevee hoye ni, khaali ei antarjaal-er aaraal thekey aalpin maara-i jutechhey.

7:23 PM  
Blogger  said...

Bhalo likhechen.

8:46 PM  
Blogger TerritorialMale said...

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12:20 AM  
Blogger TerritorialMale said...

doordhangsho! ---> That's a new word I learnt in Bengali. I hope I said something constructive. :))

12:24 AM  
Blogger TerritorialMale said...

doordhangsho! ---> That's a new word I learnt in Bengali. I hope I said something constructive. :))

12:24 AM  
Blogger garhwalk said...

thanks for your comment on my photo blog (kulxp.blogspot.com)

its seems ur blog is interesting, but i find it hard to read bengali written in english... i can understand bengali well and even speak quite a bit.. but i am just not comfortable with it
anyways will try my best 2 read ur post

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2:35 AM  
Blogger garhwalk said...

quick question?
what does Humtumthumo'r hattamulo mean?

2:37 AM  
Blogger hutumthumo said...

/<0usik
aashar janyo dhanyobaad.

territorial
i'm hoping it means something nice. like doordanto + kasha mangsho. in any case thanks for coming.

kg
don't struggle too hard to read the blog. particularly, as it is in the colloquial tongue. thanks for coming anyway. hutumthumo is a literary character froma book of fantasy. hattomulo is a derivative of hattomela (a raucous carnival). it also carries a whiff of a certain tradition of nonsensical writing.

3:27 AM  
Blogger Kele Panchu said...

Asadharan hutum babu! Howrah bridge ee duryadhon onekdin age uthechhilo.. tarpor ei modon! Lolita jodi purasakar ta pai, tahole amader khamata di o shaada thaan pore neme porben! Ki bolen?

3:47 AM  
Blogger Apoplexy said...

Besh likechho kaka.....besh likechho.
ar koushik ki 123 india calcutta room er?

4:04 AM  
Blogger Apoplexy said...

kaka..kornel taher k cheno..eta toe besh interesting byoara..ki koro kothay? ekhuni online achho mone hochye...skype ba google talk ba ym aache? kotha bola jaabe..ki bolo? tomar id pathye dao...comment kore ba amay email kore.

4:28 AM  
Blogger Apoplexy said...

nao....add kore diyechee...amar blog er listy te..jader patar pore mootle ami kan khara kore shuni tara eyechen....o bilochhyen

4:47 AM  
Blogger hutumthumo said...

kele da
bhalo bolechhen. je kono din, jataa hoye jete paare. btw, porokiya 3 ta kobe aasche?

apolexy
dhanyobaad. tumi aamar "mutra-kharan" kaan petey shunche eto baro shoubhagye-r katha. colonel taher -er byapar-e tomake email korchi aalada.

5:02 AM  
Blogger arunima said...

thank u.
apo dar sathe jhogra kori ni shudhu clarifications chai chilam.tomar ei post ta daroon.

2:59 PM  
Blogger suddha said...

hutum babu prothome onek dhonyobaad amar kobita somoy kore porar jonye.
apnar ei lekhatir puro spirit-tai amar durdanto legeche........onekta jeno "hutumpynachar noksha"r moto.aro porar opekhkhay roilam.

2:14 AM  
Blogger Bishu said...

Dada-go,Ei thek-r bhasa sonar jonyo kaan pete boshe chilam.
Keyboard Chaliye jaao...

7:28 AM  
Blogger hutumthumo said...

arunima - dhanyobaad

suddha - eh remo! chi chi! kaar shongey kaar tulona. tobey bhalo legechhe etai anek.

bishu - chaliye to jachhi dada, langchaate, langchaate. aapnarao cholun na ...

10:48 AM  
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