3.28.2006

duel at dawn

Hutumthumo ubacha:

Anil babu khatom. Onaader rajnayitik dugdugi, sreni sangram-er naamey bNador-nachon ba Aamlashol niye Hutumthumo hujjoti korbey na ekkhuni. Deho-ta NRS-ke gochhiyechhen bigNyan-er swarth-ey, ta bhalo, kintu kichu dena boss ekhono baki thekey gelo. Hutumthumo-r ei khhuchro dhyamnami-te apotti thakley kaal shaarey chhota-e kalighat park-er purono urinal-er baire dekha hobey. Duel at dawn. Anek bukni hoyechhey ebaar 'doberer chang'. Ekta porishkar gaamchha aanbey, ghaam-phaam heb-by baajey jinish. Smelly.

Adwaitya-o khatom. Sabit Jung-er posha maal boley katha, ektu aapshosh to habeyi. Matha-e Jabakusum, paa-e BC Laha-r keds, haatey chineybaadam-er thonga niye Hutumthumo-o piece-takey mepey chhilo ekbaar chottobela-e. Ek-khana black and white ‘Chhoto poribar, shukhi poribar’ marka ekhono baba Loknath-er talaye dol khaye. Taa e mahoti kachhua-o bigNyan-er swarthey kholosh-ta diye gechhen, aboshyo swechha-e kina jaana jaye ni. Carbon dating hobey. Shobayi dating korchhey, Hutumthumo-o kishey kamba. Agotya Peter Cat. Impress kortey holey kintu boss sheyi Billi-khana. Tarik-ke to aar prothombar-eyi tarka khawano jaye na. Kaalo dhuti - panjaabi-te Picasso-ra abshyo anya damadoley.

Billi-khana-r opor talaye boshechhey date bagoley Hutumthumo. Iti-uti dekhchey jodi sNaatis kichu chokhey porey, bhabhchey chhemri aabar daami kichu order na korey pheley. Beer-er gandho dhaaktey ekta paan khetey hobey eta-o note korey raakhchey ghilu-tey (Maa-r naak-ta patent kore airport security-ke bechey dewa jaye). Emon shomaye dhhuruumm! Chok gechey duto tebil porey kon-er two-seater-e. Eto ponero numborer Mrs Kanungo aar bayeesh-er-ek-er Samaddar kaku! Besh chintu-mintu, gadogado bhaab. Deko case, Mrs Samaddar eto black cat, Z-category kore-o sheshey Peter Cat-e tholey-er bairey hulo! Katha-e aachey na, billi-r abosthaan o chalonbeg ek shaathey jaana jaa-e na. Er thekey aboshoyi anuman kara jaaye je rashtroshokti-r shomosto prohorar madhye-o ke kakhon ki korey phelbey kichhu bala jaye na. Rashtro-r e-o jana neyi key-kokhon-ki dekhey phelbey. Jemon ekbaar gNoph gajano-r gora-r dikey, kolghor-er darjaa-r phNak diye anek kichu dekhey phelechhilo Hutumthumo.

Rashtro-r pindi chotkano-r ojuhaat-e ek maakra-ke pNochattor bachor aagey lotkey dewa hoyechhilo. Mon-e porey ke? Oi je matha-e tupi, mushko pakano gNoph (maatro 23 bachorey eto mota gNoph hoye ki korey? Nischoi birth certificate jaali case). Mintoo park-er naam-ta jeno ekhon ki? Aboshyo anek ke-i lotkano hoye thakey thekey thekey, kakhono Ghatotkoch to kakhono Ken Saro-Wiwa - e aar natun-ki. Adwaitya-r kholey Lancashire-er tNaatshilpe-r romroma-e banglar tNaati-der briddhhanguli-r abodaan-er DNA pawa jaye kina dekhtey paaro.

Adwaitya-r jaat-er jantor-gulo ekta bishesh kirti kortey paarey. Emnitey shaatye-pNachey neyi kintu beshi chulkey geley dhNya korey kara gandho-wala liquid maal charge korey ditey paarey. Teen-chaar foot durey-o abyortho lakshya. HNu-hNu baba, e ekdom aasli chij. Oshob Commonwealth Games-e chhandmaari jhuliye biswajoy noye.

Office-e chora baatkarm-er technique Hutumthumo-o rapto korechhey, tobey sheta ek jinish aar baar baar udo bhebey lengi maara anyo maal. Ebar kintu shotti-shotti-i duel at dawn. With gaamchha. Othoba Bombay Dyeing-er discounted toaley.

20 Comments:

Blogger Kele Panchu said...

BeRhe hoyechhe!
Anil babu ke niye likhlen aar byata du din er modhye tNese gyalo. Ebar amader mukh ujjwal kora 'bengal lamp' e laal baati jalano laal-dadu ke niye ektu likhe dekhun.. Jodi bhagyo bhalo thaake. Seta jodi hoi, tarpor to bangali'r daabi aaro achhe, Chappel, More,.. more and more. More geleo koto anondo! Kintu buro kochchhop tar jonyo aaj ratei ek botol khabo.

11:06 PM  
Blogger Joy Forever said...

Fata fati hoyechhe kintu...
Ebar kele panchu dar kotha motoi Chappel ke niye ekta likhun diki...
Bechara Adwaita tar jonyo baro dukkhu hochchhe... baro kom boyeshe mara gelo bechara!:-(

12:02 AM  
Blogger hutumthumo said...

kele da, joy

bolchhen? aar ekta brahmaastro maarbo? chappel-i taholey lakshya? ektu bhoye korche kintu, laalchamra to - jodi dwipantor-tantor hoye jaye?

naaki ulto korbo? mora manush jinda karar khel. blog-e planchet. dhorun Tantia Tope othoba Bhikhari Paswan?

adwaityo-r smriti-te aamio aaj ektu dhukudhuku ...

3:29 AM  
Blogger ss said...

Sobai je apnake supari dichchhe dada...erpore je alimuddin fotoya jari korbe! apni moshai nigghat trinomul...osobhyo, borbor mohilar hoye esob uskanimulok lekha bajare chharchhen :P

oi lekhata surrealistic to ekshobar...kintu kono specific chhobi achhe ki ei detail e? mon porle janaben plz :)

9:02 AM  
Blogger Bishu said...

Kaalighat-r park-r purono urinal-ta
Guptorog Bishesh-ogNo S Baidyaraj-r postere dheka.Guptorog aar public urinal-r somporko kintu sanghatik.Tai laal gamcha-ta khub joruri ;-)

1:22 PM  
Blogger DD said...

oshadharon. ami ei blog e elem prothom. onobodyo style fyataru ke mone koriye dichhe.

8:42 AM  
Blogger hutumthumo said...

ss sir - chi, chi, eto nirmam khisti korlen. sheshey ghaash-ghus-o shuntey holo ...

bishu babu - baidyaraj-urinal-gupturog aaNtaat ta dhorey phelechhen dekhchi. thekey shekha na dekhey?

dd shaheb - peththom padoghuli-teyi aami dhanyo. aabar aashben kintu.

9:08 AM  
Blogger Raps said...

darun lekha hoyechhe. Addwaita chole giye monta bheNge gechhe.

otishoye Dhonnobaad aamar kobita poraar jonyo.

10:27 AM  
Anonymous nemo said...

are khele jan hutumbabu...

Bishwash mara gechhen....dhaar take merechhe? na apni?
al ready ozone-e futo kolkata-r chhadey...ebar baki roilo paaner poka ar Allahabaad exihibition.... ha ha!


p.s.amar pore prothon karur blog-e Adwaita-r jonyo chokher jal: bhalo laglo!

12:31 AM  
Blogger J. Alfred Prufrock said...

Onoboddyo. Bangali'r adda'r srothe, taar shonge kinchit gonjika-sheboner shubaash.

Joy guru!

J.A.P.

3:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uff .... durdanto hoyechhe. chaar-dikey fyataru-te chheye jachhe ...

11:44 PM  
Blogger DD said...

notun post kothay?

2:23 AM  
Blogger  said...

Dada-r career er swarthe supari ta niye-i nin. Alimuddin St o khushi-i hobe. Lalchamra bole reyat korben na.

3:18 PM  
Blogger suddha said...

hutumbabu, apnar lekhar dhoronta boro bhalo. ettu fyataru-marka gondho thakleo swakiyotay ujjal.dibbi bhalo laaglo:).
ar amar kobita bhalo legeche shune besh anondo pelum. tobe apnar request ekhon-i rakhte parbo kina janina karon boro kichu lekhar moto manosik sthirota ei muhurte amar bodhhoy nei. tobu chesta korbo.bhalo thakben.

3:36 PM  
Blogger zap mama said...

tomra to dekhtasi shob bhadra bangali.....

4:59 PM  
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