12.20.2006

"Jokhoni gaan gayibey, gala phatiye, jorey, bhalo kore gayibey"

manasi ubacha:

"Jokhoni gaan gayibe
y, gala phatiye, jorey, bhalo kore gayibey."

Ke bolechhilo? Hutumthumo gNaaDrey oto dom neyi. Neyi aaro anek-eri. Tobe kichhu-kichhu manushi-r thaake.

Boltey paaro sentimental melodrama. Hutumthumo bolbe: kaan chapati kaake bole jana aache? Dekabo?

Tarpori aNtlamo-r dhaal-taro'al -

J
o door se toofan ka kartey haiN nazara
Un ke liye toofaan yahaaN bhi hai, wahaaN bhi
Dhaare meiN jo mil jaaoge, ban jaao ge dhaara
Hai waqt ka elaan, yahaaN bhi hai, wahaaN bhi




12.15.2006

shabash poolish

kabir suman ubacha:

Shabash poolish, shabash hajar baar

Dui bochhorer bachchao greptar

She-o to marlo adhla kimba chhuDrlo ekta dhil
She-o to bhishon jongi bodhoy Kashmiri-Kargil
She-o to bejaay Mao-baadi aar Al-Quaeda-r chor
She-o bewarish gunda bhaNglo ganatantrer ghor

She-o poolish-er norom swabhab bujhte chaye na keno?
Maa-r koler bichhuta dekho beaDra jongi jeno
AaNcholtakei aaNkre dhorlo eka bilkul eka
Urdidhaari -ra dharo bonduk, Singur-e habe dekha

Abaadijomi-te karkhana hobe, chaarfosholi te gaaDri
Bechey dao khet, becho nabanno, beche dao taDrataDri
Anathibhukto bargadar-era bhikkhey korei bNacho
Khetmojurera naachte sekhoni eso rock shune nacho

Sabash poolish sabash hajar baar
Amaar annodata-rai greptaar!

11.20.2006

"prem-er kobita" - baloto ke??

Dhoro ekdin guerilla bahini goDrey
LunThoney jabo praasaad bagicha sreshtir
Guli banduk khuyi-ye jakhon shambol shudhu shesh tir
DhNoya-r bhitor dekha hoye jaabe sajol karun mukhti
Stombhito, tumi, krome biuhala, dwidhatur tabu prostut
Dhara poDre jaabo ei karoneyi, phNashi hoye jaabe bhorey
Gachey gachey shudhu shedin jhulbey naya shamorik chukti
Tumio morbey, aamader katha bhule jaabe ei desh-ti.


Ke namiechhe maalta? Baloto kabya dongshito, prem sagor-e habudubu pathok?

sutro: Jalpai KaTher Esraaj

10.13.2006

singur-er video (manipuri viagra .... contd.)

hutumthumo phishphishiye:

Gato post-er por SINGUR niye ektu khochla-kochli hoyechhe montobbo-khana-e. Antarjaale natun video uthechhe. Agrohi manush (ba phanush)-ra nEDre-cheDre deko.

10.07.2006

manipuri viagra

hutumthumo ubacha:

Pujo-pujo hiDrik-e Hutumthumo-o ek piece namabe bhabchilo. Emon ek pokkoDr ja sharadiya shankha shoirotantrey-r pakoshtholi-te shNedhiye gaddam kore cholera jibanu makha bish-boma-r moto phatbey. Jaake bole live fictional bomb. Ek end-e gNyajla to anyo dikey kulu-kulu shabdo. Bhabna o praxis-er dialectic tanatani-te lekhata hoye utthlo na. Signified aar signifier-o guliye jawa-e shoshur (de Saussure) swapnye eshey chomkey gelo. Hutumthumo ete-i kupokaat. Tayi gato kichu din Sri Sri PragahDronanda-r lekha 12 volume-e "Aadyashokti o Madhumeho" ta poDrche. Tar aage Sir T C Palit-er shaDre 8 volume-er "Nandantwatto o Krimirog". Tar-o aage 3 volume-e Major L Winterbottom-er "A heuristic approach to the preponderance of erectile dysfunction in Bengal (1859 - 1871)". Sheshukto-ti niye BBC-te ekti docu-drama-o beriyechhe. "A continuing saga."

Bojha-i jachhe je besh jNakiye boshechhe Hutumthumo. Jemon k'din nimnochaap chhepe dhorey chhilo Kolkata-ke. Prothom du din khichuDri aar parshey bhaja besh legechhilo. Shob shala natun kichu likhte chaye, korte chaye. Kintu gNDrey gulor aadim-ata aabishkaar-er murod neyi. Neyi Hutumthumo-r-o. Tobe toDrpani aache. Sunetra-der bikhipto netropaate puDrte puDrte Hutumthumo-o gorje otthe:

"Kobe protiti mohila hobe Maloti, Shefali
Kobe jib ketey, shob khuley, buk-e uthbi Kaali …."


Horibol!

Tobe syar. Madam (madam I'm Adam – ekti palindrome). Bhagaban babu/bibi ashchhen na, opekkha kore labh neyi. Aage gujob rotey chhilo pushpok roth late-e run korchhe. Ekhon shona geche onar oxygen-e allergy. Otoyeb swa-hoste harakiri chhaDra onyo rasta bandho. Eta oxymoron noye. Eta aadh bati jol-e ji-iye rakha moronic magur-er emancipatory hachoDr-pNachoDr.

E bishoyeHutumthumo ekta aaNtla boi likche. "The economics of hachoDr-pNachoDr". Sneak-peek chaile ei khane dekhte paro othoba Subimal Mishra-ke bole Rashbehari moDrer pechhapkhana-r viewing gallery-te ekta seat jogaDr korte paro. Volume 2 ta hobe "Ergonomics of hachoDr-pNachoDr". Michhil-e beroley ki dhoron juto porle phoska porbe na. Placard-er kaathi-te goj-tape ki poddhoti-te joDrale haate kaDra poDrbe na gochher baiplobic uskani. Free tips-er madhye thakchhe pachha o underwear-er madhye thik kon tarik-er, katota porimaane Anandabajar gNujle pNodhpaka-o lagbe na aabar danda-r baDri o ter paabe na.

Ei lekha-likhi, boddha-buddhu proshongey janiye raakhi, Hutumthumo 'deconstruction'-ta bujhe geche. Ekta gappo porchhilo. Shekhane antarangota-kaami ek premikjugal parda-tana cabin-e boshechhe. Khabar elo. Dujoneyi omlette. Elokeshi nijer omlette-e noon-morich diye kelo-ke jiggesh korchhe, "tomar 'ota-e' ektu morich debo?" Bujhle to gupti-ta kemon chokha. Deconstruction bujhte dNaDre boshe Derrida aoDrano-r darker neyi. Poila numbor-er bichchu holeyi hobe.

Bajar-e rotechhe Hutumthumo, khaal-parer Chumki-ke niye shotke geche. Chambal-er mara nadir chor-e naki ghoDa chhutiyechhe khub. Aar mansha jhop-e naki jhule aache oder bhalobashabashi-r nathipatro. Tayi blog likhte deri. Baal! Chumki noye Chumki-r maa ke niye ektu mouj korte Digha giyechhilo STC-r bus dhore. Pherar shomoy bhul kore 34 inchi komor-er bapi jangiya ek piece phele eshechhe. Eshe aar ek bamal. Chumki-r baap hebby bawal diyechhe. Ei shob manage dite-i ja bilombo.

Aar manage-er kathayi jodi utthlo tahole Singur-e kagoj-kalom-e shoi koriye jara ucchhed prokolpo namachhe tader management committee-ke janate hoy shoto-koti selaam. Laal noye. Shudhu selaam. Textbook anujayi industrialization ke huDrmuDriye alinggon karayi ‘what is to be done’. Tarpor chuDranto pNujibaadi shankot. Tarpor janaganatantrik bi-, thuDri, Jana Gana Mana …. .

Manage jader ekkhono kara jaye ni, jader bibastro shorir-er chhNyaka-e Hutumthumo-r puruushango bhoye kNecho hoye jaye, sheyi Thangjam Manorama-der katha-o blogbokani-te nathibhukto thaak. ‘Nath utarna’ ek jinish aar poshchaate ‘naathi’ khawa aarek. Hutumthumo jaane Assam Rifle-er bayonet bhNota kara jaye kichu nanga shorir diye. Protiki noye baapdhon, protirodh. Hutumthumo bhole ni Kanhailal-r Draupadi natok-er shesh onke bibasana Sabitri Heisnam-er chitkaar. Arto-chitkaar noye baapdhon, lalkaar. Ek thappoDre prekkhagriher protyekta lingodhari aaNtla-ke doshi shabyasto kara. Hutumthumo bhulchhe na Irom Sharmila Chanu.

Draupadi, Ulupi, Shubhadra. Ebong Chitrangada.

Madhur aamar maa-er hNaashi ….. ityadi, ityadi.

8.13.2006

jibu das, ki chaas?

hutumthumo ubacha:

Din-e din-e poripokko gandu hoye utche Hutumthumo. Nanan bishoye horibol aar batasha thekiye diggoj hobar dhandha-e lagatar chukli korche. Jol je fossil hoye ta jana chhilo? Hoye. Ei janbe. Jemon Lake Tanganyika-r tala-ta praye purotayi fossil water. Ete kichhuti noDre na, kichhuti choDre na. Emonki gobhir hawa-r raat-eo. Tanganyika-r cheye Hutumthumo-r nanga nayika anek beshi pochhonder kintu o proshongo ekhon thaak. Hydrology niye jokhon bhutbhat-er shuruat takhon antoto hydrocele-er aage thambe na. Ta hydrocele kei ba khisti keno? Khali ektu nibhritey chatachati-i to koreche hydrant-er aashe-paashe. Chupi-chupi, ut-er griba-r moto, tarol prabahe nemechhe. Tarpor jomeche. Shob nodi ghore dhuke porle jemon toitumbur, temon-i. Nando Ghosh-er ondokosh-e toka dileo er cheye beshi jhanjhaat hoto. Byatha neyi, uttolon khyamta-o intact tobe eto kichir-michir kis liye? Edward Gibbon-er-o chilo, tatey tar Roman der thole thole kechha likhte baadhe ni. GhoDrsoari kara-ta anyo byapar.

Chengis Khan-er ghoDrsoar-ra jakhon flanking manoeuvre-e shNaDrashi akromon korto takhon hege-mute ekhsha habar aage chokh dhandiye dito uddhata nyaj, 12-ta charging yak aNka nishaan. Hutumthumo deke ni. KapoDr-chopoDr-o tayi nongra koreni. Kintu khabar thala-e adha-shukhno bhaja moog daal-er talani diye nyaj oNochano yak eNkeche boi ki. Jatobaar bhaatbaji shunte shunte chulke geche, tatobaar. Jemon eNkechilo Malyaban. Chupi-chupi gadya likhe trunk bhorti kora ki dharon-er gNeDremi? Tram-er gNuto kheye, sphincter aalga kore rasta-e pore theke, mon diye jana jibon-er talani-ke chok diye na dekhar katha-ta mathaye chhilo maal-tar? Hutumthumo khNichiyechhilo, ‘anubhab korechhi, tayi bolchhi.’

Ghai mrigi aabar deke uthlo. Dawn. Eto shokale brain-frain kholbol kore Hutumthumo-r. Shor bon-e, shoroshojjya chhere Sarojini uthey gechhe. Ei shomoye raatbhor nonta hawa meyecheley-ra koshe shower kore tok-tok Liril girl habar dhandaye. Hutumthumo regular janlar porda ek haate shamanyo phNak kore dekhe. Anyo haate pajama-r dori. Heat-seeking missile ke bhranto korte chaarpaashe random hitiyal lokjon cheDre rakhleyi chole. Gratuitous nudity diye gratuitous violence roka jaye. HNu-HNu baba. Singur-er jomi hastantor niye kono bargadaar apotti janabe naa aar Hutumthumo-o Jalpaihati-r shonge JalpaiguDri-ke golabe na.

Ek baar Babylon-e Hutumthumo-r pajama-e kosthokathinyo-r moto nachoDrbanda ekta gNit legey jawa-e Arunima Sanyal-er tilottoma hawa hoye otheni [pitritantra-r ei ek tarfa shokti prodarshon-e dNaat kelachho keno baapdhon?]. Shudhu kallolini-i theke gelo aajibon. GNaDr maramari-r shahor-e kaar gNit kokhon khullo aar kaar hatat eNte boshlo etayi dekhar bishoye. Tobe shob shala chhoku maal. ADrale-abdale payuramon-er dhandha. Nukiye aache. Camouflaged. Jemon kartik mash-er jyotsna-e mahin-er ghoDra-der baDro aabchha laage. Ei shob mimicry-timicry niye Bhabha shaheb-er baDro bhabna. Hutumthumo-r neyi. Jibu Das-er o neyi. Mimicry baal, subaltern chorano baal, Hutumthumo tasya baal. Sudhu ekta Bodh kaaj kore.

Kele-kulo, mudi-teli-r moto thobDra kintu kabyi karar shok cent percent. Othoba nirupay. Chupi-chupi gadya-o maDrano chayi. Eto chawa-chawi kisher? Ki bujhte cha-e? Kuasha-e kaak-er uDraan to deka hoye geche. Pitthey shukno bishtha-r proman-o royechhe. Naki e uDre jawa shey uDre jawa noye? Gadai-er kalo meghe-e shada bok-er contrast dekhe fit hawa-o noye. Hoyeto maal-tar len-den chokano-r tara chilo. Subinoy Mustaphi khub tara dichhilo hoyto, Anupam Tribedi hoyto chepe dhorechhilo ghNeti. Ekhon KNatapukur-e abiraam, abiraam ghum.

Manush janmo jomkalo nakshatre-r raate hoyechilo bole chhokher problem Hutumthumo-r chotobela theke-i. Bachor kuDri aager Sabita-r mukh tayi chinte pare ni bom shankar-er aabesh-e. Pore shankhinimalar chorai-utrai jorip kore thik dhore phelechhilo. Kromomukti-r poth-e one-way sign marar moto dhyamnami Hutumthumo ekhono koreni.

Pordon-er opaare bish-pordon. Gandu-r opaare ud-gandu.

7.18.2006

praat(oh)kritto

hutumthumo ubacha:

Bhor-bhor uthey morning walk-er moto ekta nir-oporaad dhyamnami k’din aage korey phelechhilo Hutumthumo. Outram Ghat-e ek kaal-e Rangoon theke jahaaj aasto. Paat, suti, aafin, maagi idhar-udhar hoto. Ekhon khali last maal-ta ispaar-uspaar hoye shandhyebela. Interval-e badam bhaja. Aar shesh-e "teer-e uttorilo tori/ Tara uttorila" gochher anupraas. Othoba "Chameli ke chiith kore …..".

Kaak-bhoreo chon-mone banks of the Ganges. Mainly nana dhoron-er, jaake bole 'ablutions'-er toDri-ghoDri. Nanan ango-protango chubiye jhok-jhoke kara hochhe. Ekhaneo quota. Sankhagarishtho dharmo-r affiliation thakle 'buy one, get one free'-r chokkor-e Mr. Atmaraam-o 'Surf ki safedi' upolobdhi korben. Ms. ba Mrs Atmaraam der byapar-ta jotil. Hutumthumo-r dhok-e kulobey na, tayi odike na jawa-i bhalo. Sulabh shouchalay-o line porechhe. Meyechhele-der dik-er panchil-er aash-paashe kichu bakhatey-der jatla dekhe Hutumthumo-o shwabhab bashato tuki dilo. Alien territory bole chhoto kore shartey holo. Jathesto. Sulabh ei viewing gallery-te dhokar janyo aath aana kore nile laal hoye jeto. NGO to, tayi neye na. Tayi bhadrolok-ke tuki-show dekhte Europe-America chhut-te hoy.

And I'll dance with you in Vienna
I'll be wearing a river's disguise
The hyacinth wild on my shoulder
My mouth on the dew of your thighs

Ei shob bishakto baanbhasi tragico-romantic haramipona kore-i je bangali-r aayukhoy o gupto rog hochhe tar dalil lamppost-e - lamppost-e DK Lodh-ra kobe gNder aatha diye shNetey diyechhe. Kotaye KC Pal -r "surya prithbi-ke prodokhin korey" porbi, ta na poNdh ulte Hawkins-Feynman maDrano chayi. Existentialism niye din-raat batela. Hok Sartre-er moto incontinence. Seminar-e hegey-mutey ekakaar hoye gele, tarpor dekbo kato astitwobaad. Duto BCL thekey tola porleyi jadi nyaj gojato tahole to bNador-naach dekiye du poyesha kamatey partish. Deke shekh. Jai, Bajrangbali ka aulaad!

Aabar Hutumthumo-r baal-er morning walk. Mohomudgar-er moto pachha dulono gochher kichu mone hoteyi paare pechon pechon hNaatley. Tobe Hutumthumo jaante paarle eisa ekkhana mainpoint-e tik debe je shamner maashe Vyas-deb ke daktey hobe. Ekdom Vicitravirjya (toder baanan-e) case. Bichitro birjyo. Mone thake jeno.

Jai hok, aaro khanikta walk korechhilo Hutumthumo. Ha-ha-hee-hee buro-buri'r dol-o tatokhon-e maathe nemechhe. Chupichupi janiye raakhi RSS naaki eder infiltrate korechhe. Bhabchho laughing club, aasholey aneker andokosh-e shurshuri dichhe Pravin Togadia-r tagDrA gNoph. Shabar noye, karur karur. Khotta-der dolai-molai cholchhe terpol-er niche. Kichu Gobor Guha don marchhey, koekta Chhoto Gama baithok korche, gutikoek bangali kaan porishkar karachhe. Aar ektu tafat-e prothom du dol-ke size korchhe kichu shiDringey homo. Homo-der kintu babu, besh tight diye raakha geche. Ektu kNao-mNao korecho to Section 377 jhere shoja haajot-baash. Aarong dholayi to aacheyi. Mahila-der kshetre oboshyo discount aache. BF bajar-e shob cheye garma-garom scene holo female-der homokhela. Jak ge, eshob niye beshi bhebo na. Bhableo kichhuti hobe na barong ulte khuli khule haate chole aashte paare.

Ghugni, rooti, chaa pNyadachhe prochur minshey. Mohila-der kauke khete dektey paaye ni Hutumthumo. Maagi-te khaye kom? Naki breakfast-tao ekta gender construct? Haaga-mota dekhtey darshok shamabesh holeo dantokoumudi prodarshan ba chorbon-er chotul ingit-e pathochari-ke aakranto kara nishchoi sahya kara hobe na. Hebby ghoDrel case. Hutumthumo bhabte bhabte ektu holeyi jog-bayam-e mot-to kichu shongjomkaami jomdut-er shonge dhakka khachhilo. Byas dhNya kore bangali-r shob problem-er oshudh je maal sheyi ek piece ghilu-te halogen jaliye dilo [ei jodi Pakistan hoto tahole baati anyo jayegaye jolto, "oder" shob-i onyo rakom]. Obviously poetry. Ekta purono epic thekey newa.

Swaasth-er proyojoney, bir Dushashon/
Howrah Bridge-e lungi porey korey shirshashon

Brain all clear. No dwando, no jotilata. Phurphure mejaaj. Bhor-bhor emon mood thakle je kono harami-r haatbaksho-i table chaprey, jalodgambhir galaye "Moods, please" boltey paare.

Shandhyer aageyi Bombay, Lebanon, Najaf, …..

Iye daag daag ujaala, iye shab-gazida sahar/
Wo intezaar tha jis kaa, ye wo sahar to nahiN

6.28.2006

uronto chiDriya-r jhulonto iye

hutumthumo ubacha:

Hutumthumo aagey ekbaar torpeychhilo jey hujjoti ke, kakhon, kothay ghatabey kichhuti bala jachhey na. Hoteo paarey opaarey geley photing-ting-e dhorbey, aabar na-o dhortey paarey. ChiDriya bogol-e City Center thekey berochho hatat khanikta bishhudhha crow shit kaan-takey kissi-kissi korey kNadhey-er upor phyat korey chhetrey porlo. Nao portey paarey. Jey kono shomoy haa-rey-rey-rey korey chaDrao hotey paarey. Aabar nao paarey. Tobey bapu ekta paka khobor janiye rakhi, Birbhum-er Suri, Kalipur, Dubrajpur area-e geley hebby shabdhan. Insurgency ekdom tungey. Lagataar flying attacks namachhey. Marighella-to guley kheyechhey-i aabar ‘foco’ shomondheo ton-toney gyan. Emon-o khobor ashchhe je positional warfare ta-o Bapi jangiya-r pocket-e. Attack-er aager muhurtye uDranto, flashing laal baati aar tarpori dhNa korey lethal finish (chobi-r tala-e "Read"-e kutush karo). Symbolism-tao champi (khobor aachey America-r kichu biswabidyalay-e ei niye PhD shuru hoye gechhe). ChiDriyakhana-e jhulonto ulluk dekhey khub chineybadam shNatiyechho, jao na deki Birbhum. uDronto ek-khana jakhon jharabey takhon edikey hulo aar odikey mulo hoye jaabey.

Bhoy eka Hutumthumo paaye ni, baro baro neta-neti rao palti khachhe. Ebaar case-tar gravity-ta bujhley? Naaki ekhono ramdhanuk-er penumbra? Ei boley rakhlum, Gravity’s Rainbow aar Rainbow Warrior ek jinish noye. Jato-i “rainbow needed urgently” telegram aashuk. Ba SMS. Jaanbey naa, bujhbey naa khali kichir-michir. Bhaloye-bhaloye k’din mepey-chepey khelo. If required, Balak Brahmochari ke occasionally shoron koro. Pocket-e Carol Gracias-er karoon shankha jugal-er ekkhana passport size-o raakhte paaro. Khub bhoy korley ek copy Gujjhosamaj Tantra kiney baalish-er talaye thosho. Original dhokey shoibey na tayi ingraji anubaad-i keno - Motilal Banarasidass, 1952. Tobey Hutumthumo-r clear-cut katha, eto koreo je gujjhodwar raksha paabe taar kono guarantee Hutumthumo dichhey na. Dwando-twando’r pal-la beshamaal hoye geley gujjhoduarey durgesh Dumraj case hoye jetey paarey. Takhon oi private part-tir rakshon ba aarakshon kichhui kara jaabe na.

Ta nayi jaak, kintu shongrakshan chayi. Shey toshon-er rajniti theke kNedey-kokiye berok aar banduk-er nol thekeyi burburi katuk. AIIMS-er chattor-e mathaye bandana bNedhey jato ichchhe chil-ley moro aar media-r chutiyami ke jatoyi objective analysis boley chalao, kichhchuti bolchi na. Tobey je din KNakurshingey-ra shobayi miley chhepe dhorbey takhon Kronstadt-er domon niti ba India Shining, konotayi khaatbey na. Ei jeney rakho. Deko babu-bibi’ra, khela sheshmesh anya bhabeyi hobey kintu jatodin na ta hochhe ei hego pNodh shongrakshon-o haatiyar. Haatiyar banaley ki maal dNarabey ta thikthak bala jachhe na tobey na banaley dwajobhango vote bank-e Viagra-r hish-hash chara aar kichhui hobey na, ei koye diloom. Chhoku career tar ghNeti norey gechhey, MNC-r sofa set-tao shongrokshito thakbey kina thik neyi tayi hebby chulkochhe. Shob bujhi. Laaga jato parish “merit”-er malom. Otey je baal hobey shetao jeney raakh. Baro jor chamra-r rong aar ektu pNoch shaada hobey kintu haramigiri je kombey na sheta jana aachey.

Modda katha holo ei – ja hotey cholechhey taar sample to Birbhum-ei dekecho. Thamatey paarbey na. Tayi boli, keno khamokha aag bariye hoga-r kapor tola? Taar cheye relax koro, holdey-shabuj orangutan shejey Brazili football maDrao. Hamba-hamba daak chhere samba nacho. Gato chollish bachor-e ke, kaakey, katobar bhul offside-e gol diyechhe ei niye chhenali koro. DouDr oi PK-Chuni-r koch-kochani obdi holeo Bongs-ra to ebaar Germany-te hoihoi kore haajir. In spirit. Methylated. Dida, Kaka to aache-i, Farasi-ra aabar Vikash Dhorasoo-r paashe Saha babu keo rekheche. Angolla-r Kali babu Matangini Hajra-r fan, e katha Anandabajar lekhey ni kintu Ghana-r Gyan chacha-r red card ta je nirbhejal jaali ta nishchoyi chhapa hobe. Aaro aache. Toder baal-er meritocracy-r opor chyarcheriye biswakaap-e dhukey porechhe Ivory Coast-er Boka. Bol ki bolbi ebar? Oi “man ta phNaka aache” balar aageyi ek khana flying jhaDr namlo boley.


punoshcho: anyo kisim-er o aakromon hoy. aam janashadaran-er opor porikolpito santras. katipoy santrasbaadi thyangano-r ojuhaate. jemon du ghanta aage Gaza-e shuru korechhe Israel.

5.16.2006

mukh, bangla-r mukh, khoma, thobra ...

hutumthumo ubacha:

Bangali somoy somoy Bangalar mukh-tukh niye hebby hNau-kNau korey. Je gulo prithivi-r roop chakhtey giye bangali hoyechhe tara aaro du inchi opor-e kheley. Ta kheluk, pNajra-e pNajray-e ‘chora mafashol’ aar aamasha bangali-r anek din-er yaar. Idaning aboshyo ‘hindutva-r mukh’ boley ek dhyamna-ke khub folao kore media-e chotkano hochchilo. Vinay Katiyar. Khoma-tar malik-er deposit-tao gachcha gechey rai bareli-te. Madam Gandhi emon shunting korechhe je o tal-latey aar ei ‘mukh-ti’ dyaka jaabey na. Vinay babu-r dal-er obostha-o chon-mon-e:

Tamil Nadu-te 225 ti kheloar namiye 0. Kerala-e 136-e 0. Assam-e 125-ti te 10, Poschim Bangla-e 29-e 0. Pondicherry-te 27-e 0. Injiri te ek-i bodhhoy ‘rout’ boley. Bangla-e bole ‘g’ kholkholey hoye jawa. Tathagata-Tapan-ra ki bolchhe ta ekhono jana jaye ni.

Oproshongey boli, London -e Hutumthumo ‘Koh-i-noor’-ta size karar dhandha-e giyechhilo. Piece-ta na dekhley bharatio boley mukh dekano jaabe na, tayi. Eysa bhir je masala muri ba pau bhaji-r dokaan laagaley sure malamaal. Dekey 32-inchi chhaati hoye jaye 52 (ladies-der byapar-ta ekhaney bala jaabe na, Hutumthumo-r-o censorship-er bhoy aachey). Poroborti 11 minute shada chaamDra dekhleyi rakta togbog korey othey. Hutumthumo-o case-ta mepey bhalo garom hoye giyechhilo. Tayi beshi chudur-budur na korey, shoja packet-e pawa jaye emon Kohinoor pocket-e chepey Soho-r dikey hNata dey-e.

Aar ekta kaaj korechhilo Hutumthumo. Highgate Cemetery-te eka eka George Eliot, Faraday, Douglas Adam-er madhye Karl dadu-r kobor-ta ke tuki korechhilo. Purono paapi Hutumthumo, na giye thaaktey paarey ni. Ta giye dekey okhaneo ghapla. China-r taka-e ekta pathorer thobra banano hoyechhe. Kintu thik ulto dike dNaat kelachhe Herbert Spencer. Eta kon deshi dhyamnami? Aaro gupi, Marx babu-ke gor dewa hoyechhilo ei gorosthaaner onyo koney. Murti-ta ki taholey revisionist tactic naki paati-bourgeoise chNyangrami? Taa aasli jayegaye-o tuki mare Hutumthumo, chupi chupi adha-mastuley ekta laal selaam thukleo thukey thaktey paarey. Tarpor ‘bangla-r mukh’, chuklibaaji-r aitijhyo o sabedhon nilmoni bladder-ti akshata raakhtey, iti-uti dekhey, du pa durey ekta baro sharo gachher gora-e slight ku-karma korey aashey. Dadu ke niye ja gNand maramari-r romroma bajarey tatey Hutumthumo-r shamasto baiplobic swatta thekey ningrano joley oak gaachta-r jadi aaro duto pata gajaye, jadi ei barti chaya dadu-r upor aaro ektu nibirD hoye tatey kon ghagu-r taak-e kaag-er hagu?

Poschim Bangla-e aabar chot-to Buddha hNeshey uthechhen. Tobey aar chhot-to non, ritimoto kNedo. Dilli-te hebby kNyachal korey deben ichhey holeyi. Karl dadu ki bolten ke jaane, bala-r darkar mone nao kortey paaren (eto-i nibirD oak pata-r chaya) kintu Budhha babu-r mukhobyadanbhongima boDroi aporoop. Kemon sinusoidal odhor-oshthey-r ei nukochuri khela. Aabar jakhon Ratan Tata-r prem patro chupichupi, prohora eriye eshey porey takhon takhon aaro sulalito. Hutumthumo-r thNote-o nonta swaad. Rokter gandho. Oly-te beefsteak-ta ‘rare’ bol-le ja hoye aarki.

Mahajot-kaami der o gujhyadwaar-e konkon-e ganga-r hawa. Didi Rampurhat-e mamar bari na giye-o bhogey. Dakshin 24-pargana-e 2001-e chhilo 14, ebar 4. Emonki howrah, emonki howrah-e chilo 5 hoye gelo 2. End of History and the Last Man. Churanto protirodh mane Taposh Pal-ke vote dewa-e. Haa re aamar baDriye bala, haa re aamar janmobhumi. Mukh dhekey jaye bigNyaponey kintu pachha dhakar kichui roilo na.

Punoshcho: Ei blog-er kichu porua media, manufacturing consent, bigNyapon-er kalo haat, ityadi niye narachara kore (Hutumthumo-o narey, tobey onyo jinish). ENeder ekta khobor di. K’bachor aage Hugo Chavez-er birudhhey ekti coup ghotano-r chesta hoy. Aboshoyi markini aaskara chhilo anek-er mascara-e. Ei niye ekti choto documentary antorjaale joriye gechey. Dekhtey paaro.

4.24.2006

jabor dokol

hutumthumo ubacha:

Paris-e Eiffel tower-er nichey dNaat keliye fotua tolar porey, tong-er upor thekey chhoto kaaj karar lobh shamley, chaampi-chaampi females dekhey brain jhikumiku hoye jabar poreo, Hutumthumo Bastille-ta size kortey giyechhilo. Ki korbey, bangali boley katha - restaurant ke “resto-rNa” boley, mukhey French Revolution to “g”-ey cognac-er aroma. Ta giye dekhey, le halua! Maal-ta vanish. Bahu din aageyi. Puro surreal ghapla. Gili-gili-ge.

14 July, 1789-er case-ta bujhtey tayi Hutumthumo Kathmandu gechhey. Gyan-chacha’r mundu guillotine-e dhuklo boley. “Republic of Nepal” ghotey-o jetey paarey. Hutumthumo-o tak-dhin-a-dhin. Ekhono bor-da ra kNyachaal na pakaleyi holo. Mao-baadi rao mepey miaow-miaow korchhey. Prachanda babu-r ek-khana mokkhom realpolitik, raja na thakley Mao-juju dhorar shikhandi ke shikhanji korey diyechhe. Bala jaye na, je rate-e ghaapla cholchhey tatey hoyeta rajbari gherao, prasaad-gatrey mutropaat o ghNyachaat!

Nepali ghapla-ta to aar media-khNochano, drishtinandan “Orange” revolution noye. E ekdom rog-rogey aasli cheez. Shaat-party alliance bhebechhilo kichu bamaal hok, ektu chaap poruk tarpor sheyi je-key sheyi mutual. Media-r uskani-te ekta naam o diyechhilo – “Lal Ghuras”, matlab lal rhodhodendron. Oi je ud-dhata jata shakha-r uporey ki shob aache na. Holo na guru, Bahadur-Champa-Thapa-ra shottiyi jabor dakol-er rastaye. Je kono din jhingchak ghotlo boley. Naam-er stereotyping diye-o maal-gulokey aar shamlano jachhe na.

Farasi biplob-er katha shune je aaNtla-der nyaj potash-potash korchhey tader-o boley raakhi – otayi shesh katha noye. Mone rekho 1789-er kirti-karbar dekhey farasi colony Haiti-o jakhon ei pothey jetey cheyechhilo takhon tader kaan muley diye ei biplobi farasi-rayi bolechhilo - Na bhaya, republic-tipublic aamader janyo. Kalo-manusher e-bishoye eto nulo kyaney ga? Hya-re ei sheyi ek-i Republic jaar teranga-ke selaam korar tara-ey toder Ram Mohun thyang bhNengechhilo.

Katha kom, kaaj beshi, Hutumthumo julu julu chokkhe Nepal-e ki hoye ta maapchhe. Blog-e bok-bok porey korbey. Pachha-e guchhiye mughlayi laathi aaro anek-eri porchhey o portey thakbey. Aaro besh kichu-r pora darkar. Shomjheychhen to dada-didi-ra – er por aamrao. Aage ek-khana laal bari tarpor ek-khana shada bari. Jabor dakol. First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin. Ityadi, ityadi.

4.12.2006

ron-ey, bon-ey, jol-ey, jongol-ey

Hutumthumo ubacha:

K'din ektu biji thakaye Hutumthumo blog-bishshey karur pashchaate kaathi kore-ni. Byata nijeyi lengi kheyechhilo chhot-to korey, sheta shamlaatey kichu kaath-khor poratey hoyechhe. Shey katha porey, aagey-i bola thaak Alimuddin-er shongey no gNand maramari. Ek baar ghNeti ta chepey dhorley ekdom hulo korey chherey debey. Takhon daddy-r naam Mr. Khagen aar mummy-r Ms Jojo hoye jetey paare. Eshob gNadrakoley phNaashley kintu Hutumthumo kichhuti kortey paarbe na. Dholayi kheye red string beriye geley ta gotanor kaaj, boss, nijekeyi korte hobe.

Porua-ra aager baar "supari", "contract-killing" ityadi hau-kNau kara-e local committee-r nek najor porechilo Hutumthumo'r upor. Ekta mutual paka kortey kata din gelo. Finally, ek botol Royal Challenge-e rafa holo. Taat-e je Hutumthumo half Bagpiper dheley gupi korechhe taa chupichupi boley raakhchi. Atoyeb kichu din Blog-baan mara theke bisraam. Kichu din retired hurt. Bhetorey, bhetorey je nok-dNaate dhaar dewa bandho, e katha-o kintu Hutumthumo bolchhey na.

Shohorer bairey jetey hoyechhilo Hutumthumo ke. Nengti-r biye attend kortey. Bangali-r to aabar tribal-faibal, advasi-tasi der upor jhNok ektu beshi. Particularly, shNaotaal choraano. Sheyi Soumitra-der “santhal twist" theke shuru kore jatra party-r make-up para Utpal Dutta-r "bikeley ektu naach-er bandabasto korechhi". Babu kohiben to naach hoibey, gaan hoibey, handiya hoibey - jatto shob phokor dalali. Sanskriti-r drimi drimi babu-der moneybag-e. ONra bol-ley ta culture aar naa bol-le pashobik dya-dyang-dyang.

Kichu adibasi samaj-e stree-purush-er sahobaash-er tarika kuch alag sa. Ei niye-o khujli. Lagataar bou pNyadatey pNyadatey haatey baat hoye gelo kintu dhop-er morality choriye adivasi uddhar kortey na paarle chulkani-r niramoy hoye na. PNodh-paka makra-der aageyi boley raakhi - teko, farasi buro-tar "We, the other Victorians", ityadi Hutumthumo-o guley kheyechhe. Phalaoto tatwik dhyamnami na korleo cholbey. Jaroa-der to kNacha-e rakhaa tayi baki - kala-ta, aapel-ta diley ora dNaat khNichiye jaatey "bhenchod" boley ta shikhiye rakha aache. Ei khela dekhtey shikkhito janoar-der ki hutiputi. Tourist attraction.

Bahu joog dhorey adivasi pNyadano-r pholey protirod-o nanan kisim-er toiri hoyechhe. Paroshporik shahobasher (na na, eta Simi Garewal aar Samit Bhanja-r ulu boney jarajori type-er case noye) pholey aamader mahakabya guli-o adivasi moukhik kahini-te shamil hoyechhe. Shekhaney kintu hero Arjun babu noye, aasli rongbaaj holo Vasuki. Nag bongsher (eNra Mahabharat-er shomoy theke-i de-notified tribals) ei piece-ti bahut champi, champi karbar koren. Arjun dhyamna-ke keliye technicolour-e brindbon dekhano, bou Shubhadra-ke phoosley porkiya, ityadi nanan rog-rogey adventure. Echara protirodh dekha gelo Tsunami-r por mahanubhab bharat sarkar jakhon helicopter-e korey Sentinelese-ra kemon aache dekhte jaaye. Kono dNaat keliye hNaashi ba TV-camera ke dekhiye dekhiye minister-der karuna bitoron-e bigolito hoye karojor-e kokiye otha noye. Shoja gaddam korey tir chaaliye direct action. Full frontal nudity o full frontal assault duto te-i maal gulo-r kachh theke training nebey bhabchhe Hutumthumo.

3.28.2006

duel at dawn

Hutumthumo ubacha:

Anil babu khatom. Onaader rajnayitik dugdugi, sreni sangram-er naamey bNador-nachon ba Aamlashol niye Hutumthumo hujjoti korbey na ekkhuni. Deho-ta NRS-ke gochhiyechhen bigNyan-er swarth-ey, ta bhalo, kintu kichu dena boss ekhono baki thekey gelo. Hutumthumo-r ei khhuchro dhyamnami-te apotti thakley kaal shaarey chhota-e kalighat park-er purono urinal-er baire dekha hobey. Duel at dawn. Anek bukni hoyechhey ebaar 'doberer chang'. Ekta porishkar gaamchha aanbey, ghaam-phaam heb-by baajey jinish. Smelly.

Adwaitya-o khatom. Sabit Jung-er posha maal boley katha, ektu aapshosh to habeyi. Matha-e Jabakusum, paa-e BC Laha-r keds, haatey chineybaadam-er thonga niye Hutumthumo-o piece-takey mepey chhilo ekbaar chottobela-e. Ek-khana black and white ‘Chhoto poribar, shukhi poribar’ marka ekhono baba Loknath-er talaye dol khaye. Taa e mahoti kachhua-o bigNyan-er swarthey kholosh-ta diye gechhen, aboshyo swechha-e kina jaana jaye ni. Carbon dating hobey. Shobayi dating korchhey, Hutumthumo-o kishey kamba. Agotya Peter Cat. Impress kortey holey kintu boss sheyi Billi-khana. Tarik-ke to aar prothombar-eyi tarka khawano jaye na. Kaalo dhuti - panjaabi-te Picasso-ra abshyo anya damadoley.

Billi-khana-r opor talaye boshechhey date bagoley Hutumthumo. Iti-uti dekhchey jodi sNaatis kichu chokhey porey, bhabhchey chhemri aabar daami kichu order na korey pheley. Beer-er gandho dhaaktey ekta paan khetey hobey eta-o note korey raakhchey ghilu-tey (Maa-r naak-ta patent kore airport security-ke bechey dewa jaye). Emon shomaye dhhuruumm! Chok gechey duto tebil porey kon-er two-seater-e. Eto ponero numborer Mrs Kanungo aar bayeesh-er-ek-er Samaddar kaku! Besh chintu-mintu, gadogado bhaab. Deko case, Mrs Samaddar eto black cat, Z-category kore-o sheshey Peter Cat-e tholey-er bairey hulo! Katha-e aachey na, billi-r abosthaan o chalonbeg ek shaathey jaana jaa-e na. Er thekey aboshoyi anuman kara jaaye je rashtroshokti-r shomosto prohorar madhye-o ke kakhon ki korey phelbey kichhu bala jaye na. Rashtro-r e-o jana neyi key-kokhon-ki dekhey phelbey. Jemon ekbaar gNoph gajano-r gora-r dikey, kolghor-er darjaa-r phNak diye anek kichu dekhey phelechhilo Hutumthumo.

Rashtro-r pindi chotkano-r ojuhaat-e ek maakra-ke pNochattor bachor aagey lotkey dewa hoyechhilo. Mon-e porey ke? Oi je matha-e tupi, mushko pakano gNoph (maatro 23 bachorey eto mota gNoph hoye ki korey? Nischoi birth certificate jaali case). Mintoo park-er naam-ta jeno ekhon ki? Aboshyo anek ke-i lotkano hoye thakey thekey thekey, kakhono Ghatotkoch to kakhono Ken Saro-Wiwa - e aar natun-ki. Adwaitya-r kholey Lancashire-er tNaatshilpe-r romroma-e banglar tNaati-der briddhhanguli-r abodaan-er DNA pawa jaye kina dekhtey paaro.

Adwaitya-r jaat-er jantor-gulo ekta bishesh kirti kortey paarey. Emnitey shaatye-pNachey neyi kintu beshi chulkey geley dhNya korey kara gandho-wala liquid maal charge korey ditey paarey. Teen-chaar foot durey-o abyortho lakshya. HNu-hNu baba, e ekdom aasli chij. Oshob Commonwealth Games-e chhandmaari jhuliye biswajoy noye.

Office-e chora baatkarm-er technique Hutumthumo-o rapto korechhey, tobey sheta ek jinish aar baar baar udo bhebey lengi maara anyo maal. Ebar kintu shotti-shotti-i duel at dawn. With gaamchha. Othoba Bombay Dyeing-er discounted toaley.

3.24.2006

myagik realism

Hutumthumo ubacha:

Shunechhen to dada-didi-ra? Anil babur brain-e clot hoyechhe. Rakta chalachal-ta taholey odik ta-ey etodin abyahato chhilo. Aboshyo-i sarbahara-r agroni netritye jNara tNader janyo be-sarkari hNaspatal-e bed, bilet theko tori-ghori chhutey aasha ghilu-bishaarod, naamjaada docs-der upodesh mondoli (era jadi union baddho hoye jaye taholey?) - shob byabostha-i aachey. Ekhon Uni co-operate korleyi hoy.

Aaro jomchhe khela, ekta aasto train chhintayi korey Guinness-er khaata-e naam tulechhen Maobaadi-ra. E niye tarker anto neyi - kritityo kaar? Naxal-der na proshashonik police bahini-r? Ei tarkey-r pithey chorey aamra jaabo bahudur. Tobu aar ek baar bhabun, phin-phiney goNphwala magician-ta ekbaar gota ekta train-ke gili, gili, vanish kore diyechhilo aar tarpor-i ei. Aboshyo gota paramanu arsenal-o gaayeb hoye gechhe Iraq-e kintu shey shob to raja-rajra der byapar.

Aleekh jinish-er annyesha-e lok-e kato-ki-i na korey, dekhun na ek maakra gato shaptahey Howrah Bridge-r tongey uthey boshechhilo ghanta du-ek. Domkol (van gulo-e dom ditey hoye to, tayi poinchotey anek shomaye-i late hoye jaye), police, utshuk darshak brinda miliye ekta chaampi jaanjot-o holo. Maal-ke naamiye aanar por byata boley bridge-er mathaye naaki uni khaabar khNujchhilen. Oi shala chhand-tara ke jhalashano kichu ekta bhabar hallucination hobey. Paatakhor kNahika. Chul-li-o nibhey elo boley aar bhai-bon-der deshlayi-o bhijey gechhe. Bhijey chopchopey.

Bridge, attalika ba chandalika-r ghaarey chorey oboshyo shobayi-ke eta-ota khNujtey hoye na. Anek-ke anya-ra bhalobeshey nominate korey choto-khato prapti-r janyo. Baroi madhur ei shouhardya. Manush, manush-er haat dhorey / Shaphol hotey chaaye barey barey.

Motka ingrej raani-r smriti-te je biraat shoudhya-ti kolkata-e aalo korey royechhe taar tongey-o heavy bhir. Ek-ta gabda pori (with dana) boshiye rekheche okhaaney. Maal-ta aage ghurto, ekhon shobayi komar bNedhey legechhe aabar ota-ke chokkor khawa-te – antoto bariti-r panda to sheyi rokom-i bibriti diyechhen. Pori-fori ra eke-i looj-character tarpor maatha ghurey porey-forey geley kintu heb-by kNyachal hotey pare. Or aashpaash-er jhopey-jharey-ei to Hutumthumo tanki mare. Hoye-to chupichupi ekta khuchro gupi korchilo hataat gadaam kore pori chapa porey tNeshey gelo. Kothau shala privacy neyi, eto riks ki hut-haat newa jaye? Ebaar theke mepey kheletey hobey. iNkri-mNikri-o hisheb koshe, trajectory bujhe kortey hobe. Jat-to shob.

Jongli-der janyo apekhha korte korte jongol-i na saaf hoye jaye ei bhabte, bhabte Hutumthumo ghumiye porlo.

3.12.2006

dhop-er chop

Hutumthumo ubacha:

Slobodan-er toshkey jawa niye likbhey kina bhabche Hutumthumo. Besh ektu ‘Balkanization’ ba ‘Samajtantrey-r phanush-ey aalpin’ gochher ek kisti loriye debey. Byata-r anek din-er shok ektu ‘aaNtla’ boley naam daak hok. Rui-kaatla, emonki ‘paatla’ obdi uthechhe kintu tarpor-i damaash. Protyekbaar. Ei to gato baar KNakurshingey-der mocchhob-e ek tarol basana boley-i phel-lo, “aapnar depth dekhey aami ….”. Er por aboshyo aapokko raktim hoyechilo phol. Anekdin ei garho bedona-ti fridge-e jomiye rakha bedaana-r moto pushey rekhechhilo. Tarpor fungus hoye jawa-te pheley diyechhey chupichupi.

Eishob phol-tol thekey money porlo, ekti kobita-r shesh line – “aamar chheley-r naam kelo aar bou radha”. Kobi-ti ke chintey paarchen? Sahitya Akademy-r 2005-er talika-ti dekhtey paaren. Maal-ta ke paglagaarod-e purey rekhe-o thamano jayeni. E niye khoborer kagoj guli bishesh tarpaye-ni, takhon to chhotto jinish-er bhagaban-er goborment-ke madhya anguli dekhano niye hul-lat. Je jaar moto chNiruk, Hutumthumo kintu ekhono majhey majhey gayetri mantra jopey.

Jaanen to aamra Bongs-ra sports-ta bhalo bujhi. PK-r Pakistan-e giye bheyu bheyu, Maharaj-er haate dang-guli’r kathhi ityadi anek kando aamader. Tayi ei chhuto-e, parampara-r swarth-ey, Kumble ke niye kichhu lekha uchit. Syar, choshma-r cheye contact lens aapnakey mana-ey bhalo. GNoph-tar janyo ektu akkhep aboshyo aache.

Ebaar ektu politiks. TMC-BJP ekhono seat bhagabhagi korey ut-thte parlo na. Agnikanya-ki jaanen je fossil fuel praye nishsheshito? Naki uni ebar newkewlar hoben? Aami boli ekta high tension wire gNujey dewa hok, electric ka jawab nehi. Pi-ring kore mathaye bulb joley othar-o shambhabana aache. Odikey Tathagata aar Tapan-er ponga maramari lege-i aache. Ey marattok 'Ray' to o-o garom 'Shik'. Tobe ebaar judge hoyechhen Didi, ekta espaar-ospaar hobeyi.

Aar ki? Oscar-o hoye gelo. Daanakataa-der, lyaajkaata-der bagoley haat diye beraalhNaata shesh. Zaheera Sheikh jail-e aar Jessica Lall boley keu kono din chilo-i na.

3.09.2006

bok bok (baajey)

Hutumthumo ubacha:

Aaj thom-thom-e mukhey hutumthumo khhachramo shuru korchey. Hanubaba-r okhane ja ghotlo o taar protikriya-e onyanno gaambaat-der hunkaar-e ektu bhoye peyeche bodhhoye. Bhabchey ei shujog-e aabar makra gulo jNakiye boshbe, aabar shuru hobey Democracy-r jangiya-r talaaye daad, haaja, chulkaani o onyanno gupto rog. Er niramoy pranaali kintu lamppost-e shNatano unani ba ayurvedic poddhoti-tey swapnodosh sharanor bigNyaponey lekha neyi. Ei koye diloom kintu.

Chaar dike prochur dhitang-dhitang, Darfur-e fur-furey hawa neyi bol-leyi choley aar Manipur-e ekhono Assam rifles tooni bulb jalachhe. Hutumthumo e-shobey neyi, shey muchki hNeshey ekta mild chok korchey. Obviously onyer bou.

Shahebpara-e giyechhilo kichudin aagey. Dekhlo ek kaku ek manjamara mizo khoka-ke highcourt chenachhe. Hindi proshner uttor hingraaji-te debar por jigeesh korlen chost inglis-e – “Are you chai-nese?” Hya dada, aamra shobayi gNufo, bhoodriwala, wheatish complexioned and aalu-posto khor. Baaki shob chai-nese. Aboshya kichu negro-o (aka kallu) tikey aache dharadhaam-e.

Aar jwalabo na. Bujhteyi parcho Hutumthumo pNajra-ey ennui-er konuyi kheyechhe. Ekhono dhNukchhey. Je kono shomaye déjà vu hoye jete paarey.

3.02.2006

molotov mocktail

Hutumthumo ubacha:

Aaj Flinthoff ke LBW dewa holo kintu ball-ta leg stump chuNto na. Ghor abichar. Abichar-er eNdo pukur-e bichoron korle kintu paa-e phoska pore jaabe. Jemon dhorun Abu Salem - Monica Bedi, besh Portugal-e chunumunu korchilo hataat bala neyi, kawa neyi komor-e dori diye Mumbai. Mohila emoni bhebre gechhen (hataat time zone bodle dile ghilu ghulghuli hoye jabar riks thaake) je shunchhi nun (butter na masala jana jayeni) hoye jetey paaren. Jar aar keu neyi taar cross-e tangano derel-ta aache.

O dike aar ek derel jugalbandi-r naam beche je makra gulo hul-laat korche taader-o bolihari. Ekhane ek roop to okhane anyo koop. Ebishoye bandhubor KaNkurshingey ek kisti namiye diyechhe:

Kagoj khuley-i dekhi
Bong o bongini
BaNdhchhey shaadorey shob
Bush-er binuni

Bagoley lokano tNar
Paromanu top
Aamara boal kNedo
Giley nebo gop

Shee-pee-em hNakey shala
Uponibesh-kaami
Kromosho Prakash dekho
Karaat marami

Bongland-e aami radha
Parokiya kaam
Thekaley dollar duti
Tumi ghanoshyam

Anyatha aagunmukhi
Jongi jangiya
Aaniley rouble-tao
Kelabo guchhiya

Hisheb dwandik ghor
Uttor-o ghorel
Khatta and Mitha mix
Jeno swayong Hegel

Bush bhabey bahoba
Baro gNede desh
Marar porey ponga-tao
Bol-be besh besh

Hutumthumo-o protibaad dibaas palon korbe. Bush-er tyamkurkur-er protibaad-e, Shee pee em-er du nambarir protibaade, Sananda-e entaar bitikichhiri galpo chaapar protibaade, Lalu Yadav ke taar bhut premik-er theke aalada korar protibaade o Provin Togadia-r nongra goNph-er protibaade sharadin chhoto bathroom korbey na. Torpor ekhana Kalyani Red Label er khali botol jogar kore Molotov mocktail kaake bole dekhiye debe. Ek-kaale boma baNdhto aar ekhon baNdhey aaNti bhebe thakle dubaar bhabo.

Aaro anek khel-i Hutumthumo dekhato kintu baajar-e rotey gele lokjon kathi kortey paare tayi ektu mepey khelchhe.

2.25.2006

pakshaat

Hutumthumo ubacha:

Ekhoni ja garom poreche kolkata-e tatey roast hotey aar beshi deri neyi. Roast bolte mone holo - je rate-e murga-murgi shabar karar hirik utheche tatey aagami pujo-te saraswati- lakhsmi-ke paaye heNte martya bhromon korte hobe. Ei shob swan-fwan gulo migratory, nandan kanan-fanon thekey avian flu airlift koreche kina aamra janbo ki kore? Aar pyaNcha? Ogulo to rakkhushey pakhi. iNdur, chNucho harwakt shabrachhe. AIDS thekey rabies, shob-i thakte paare pete pete. Thak baba, progarho pitamohi tumi aar kyanchal korte esho na.

Newtown-er paash diye bhorer dikey gele (February-r shokale him pore tayi muffler nio) ekono pakhi dekha jaye. Phingey-ra khub gajowari kore ekhane. Beshdin noye, aamra aashchi shobayi - aisa ghar banayenge hum, ke taak lag jaye ga. Boteyi to. Aar tomra jeo beno jol-e bheshe.

Jatinga-te pakhira je kelenkari ta kore ta to gule kheyecho, kintu haringhata-e posha ostrich aache eta jaante?

Cannes-e jeyi khobor elo chatro-ra pothey nemeche, Godard-ra hoi hoi kore uthlo. Bangali-o ba kishe komba? Fine Arts dakol kore aamra naam paalte Murgabhavan korte chayi. Topical guru, ekdom topical.

Prasad gatrey mutiya ayin bhangibar je discourse ta to aar Nandan-e netibachak film dekhi-e bujhbe na.

2.23.2006

kut-kutey cartoon

Hutumthumo ubacha:

Kichu Danish paripokko nitombo chhepe dilo kata jhinku cartoon aar shuru hoye gelo kyNachal. Chhilo pastry, hoye gelo halua. Le halua!

Maash-tinek jete dao, k’ta molla diye gheNte dao – byas le dana-dan, le dana-dan hurumtaal shuru. Aar e-dike tulkaalam awaaj - ‘Freedom of speech’ bole katha guru, et-tu edik-odik holeyi ba begorbaNyi dekhleyi shala totalitarian, fundamentalist kahinka.

Baak-swadhinata niye bukni mara aaNtu babu-der anken din-er dhyamnamo. Ek Great Dane chhilen, Soren (na na Shibu-r keu na) Kierkegaard, bahut aaltopka bukni jharten. Ek baar to boleyi phel-len
"People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use". Ki shanghatik gNyarakol re – aabar swadhin chinta-tinta korte hobe naaki ei chintito swadhinata-r bajar-e?

Oshob boro boro name dropping (jemon bird dropping, cow dropping) cherey, et-tu ghor-er chhele der katha hok. Shobedhon nilmoni Nobel-puttur ti-o field-e nemechhen bolechhen
eshob hochhe taki? Multiculturalism-er naam-e chaar dike plural monoculturalism marachho. Integrated desh-e byakti-r anek swatta, konotayi karur cheye kom noy. HNu, hNu baba. Aar bibhajito samaj-e ekta-r pradhanyo – jemon dharmio swatta-r. Hum-hum, guri-guri. Jhogrutey bharatio akleshe bujhiye dilo sab khuch thik hai, jab jab phul khile aur jab jab dimak khule. Hutumthumo-r mathay ektai chinta – apekhik adrota.